10 Characteristics of The Company Car...

- Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.
- Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.
- Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.
- The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked.
- It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing.
- It needs cleaning less often than private cars.
- The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.
- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio.
- It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.
- It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing expe***ions on remote beaches.



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