A doctor joke

A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles."
She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat."
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said, "Change into this gown and wait in the examining room."
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."
The doctor gave him a full-cavity examination, and then said, "I just checked you out thoroughly, and I can't find shingles anywhere. " The man replied, "They're outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

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A women gets on the bus holding a baby. The bus driver takes one look and
says, "Thats' the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Mad as hell, the woman slammed her money into the fare box and took an aisle
seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she
was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me!" she fumed.
The man sympathized with her and said, "Why he's a public servant and
shouldn't say things like that to insult passengers."
"You're right," said the women, "I think I'll go up there and give him a
piece of my mind."
"That's a great idea," said the man, "Here, let me hold the monkey!"

Nice!
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