A JOYFUL SIDE OF ENGLISH !!!

Thank you Kyanh. By myself I will try to find a good story to share with you.Once again, thank you

Dear all,
Things have been kind of hard in SEC for the last day or so. Therefore, I just wanted to lighten up the atmosphere a little bit. I hope it will help.
The newlyweds
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I''''''''m afraid that my future wife will be put off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.
The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the
morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning." "No, you don''''''''t understand. My morning breath is so bad, I''''''''m afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me." Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you''''''''ve brushed your teeth. Not a word," her mother affirmed. Well, she thought it was certainly worth a try.
The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of course, woke his bride and without thinking, she immediately asks, "What on earth are
you doing?" "Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You''''''''ve swallowed my sock!"
Được TrnHo sửa chữa / chuyển vào 16:03 ngày 18/09/2006

1. Scene 1:
Play the detective - solve this murder mystery :
A man was found murdered one Sunday morning.
His wife immediately called the police.
The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:
The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.
The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
2. Scene 2:
A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible ???
3. Scene 3: ( tinny tips: word-play ) build up your vocabulary with this one.
Funny Ant Riddles
What do you call a 100 year old ant?

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

What do you call an ant who skips school?

Why don''t anteaters get sick?

What games to ants play with elephants?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What kind of ant is good at math? ---> ask my BB King, he is this kind of ant... HIHI...
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"When is a riddle a joke? Whenever the joke is a riddle of course.
In this section you can rest your mind and simply enjoy some really funny riddles " ( extracted )
So, everyone, plz feel free to answer, you can answer one if you just have one out. We just have fun together. Why don''t you try to answer it in order to experience the feeling of saying "YEAH" and "BINGO" when you''re right, or "Oh, no wonder !!!"...
WELCOME WELCOME !!! They''re just Joy and Entertainment, not Challenges...

Funny Ant Riddles
What do you call a 100 year old ant? An Antique
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An Independant
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant
What do you call an ant who skips school? A Truant
Why don''''t anteaters get sick? Because they''re full of antibodies
What is the biggest ant in the world? An Elephant
What kind of ant is good at math? An Accountant
KyAnh, Sis có đúng không?

Exactly correct!!! Bravo. So, for part 3, there is still one question left: What games to ants play with elephants ???
, Sweet roses and a big hand clap for miss Trang !!!
Được kyanhpham sửa chữa / chuyển vào 16:39 ngày 19/09/2006

I''m not a detective but I like detective films and detective stories and the most important thing is that I know the power of Internet. Here is the answer :
It was the Maid She claimed that she was getting the mail but there is no mail on a Sunday!

Bravo, Spiderman !!! You''''re a Potential SEARCHER !!!
Now you can choose the gifts:a , or ( a kiss )... ... Tell me... HIHI...The rose is given by K.A, or the kiss given by my cooperator... Who knows whom ???HEHE
Actually, we all know the riddles almost can be found in Internet. But why don''t you challenge your mind to answer??? It will be much more interesting, I assure... Next time, try by youself, If not you will become a Searching expert... HIHI...
But, thanks a lot for caring our topic.
So, just scene 2 left, anyone ???
Được kyanhpham sửa chữa / chuyển vào 23:10 ngày 19/09/2006

Here I have a picture, can you guys name it? As funny as possible. English only, please.

oh My Dear.. Are you dreaming about me like I do ?

No offense, no crude intention, just a joke. There are some rumors broadcasted over the Internet telling this is a true case, but, actually, it is not.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn`t help but notice her con***ion. She sat under a sweets sign that said,
"The Double Mint Twins are Coming"
and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Logan`s Liniment will reduce the swelling"
, and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William`s Big Stick Did the Trick"
, and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"
.. I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"