Ai yêu Ấn Độ và người Ấn nào (tầng 3 - nhà mới hơn)

Không biết cả nhà mình đi đâu hết thế này Hú hú cả nhà ơi, tama linh lily sablinh kristan vân vân ơi mấy nường đi đâu hết để nhà trống huơ hoác thế này

TIếp nữa nè :
Vì mục đích là chỉ muốn biết các chàng Nam Á tán những gì ( mình tin là chỉ tán thôi, vì online mà ) mà các bạn gái dễ thương của mình lại xiêu lòngđến thế, trong khi các anh chàng VIệt Nam kề ngay bên cạnh không gây ảnh hưởng gì. Vậy nên mình làm bộ nghiêng ngả, quan tâm đến các chàng trong list một chút.
Vậy là cá đã chui vào lưới, mình không nói là cá cắn câu đâu vì mình quăng lưới bắt một mẻ mà. Mình sẽ kể cho các bạn về từng chàng một.
Chàng thứ nhất : khai là một sinh viên, tiếng Anh khá tốt, rất vui nhộn. Sáng nào cũng online đúng 7h30 giờ Hyd để gặp và say hello, có vẻ rất yêu đời, sáng nào cũng very nice moning here want to share with you. Nói chuyện liên tục hàng ngày vào các buổi sáng, từ 2 đến 3 tiếng là ít nhất.

Hiiii Tàma có mặt đây
Hằng ngày Tàma vẫn thường xuyên vô nhà mình đó chứ, nhưng sao chẳng thấy ai lên tiếng cả nên Tàma cũng ngại nhiều chiện 1 mình
Với lại thời gian này công việc liên tục đến deadline cộng thêm 1 số chuyện ko vui nữa nên...
Hôm nay tinh thần lên được 1 tí rồi nên vô nhà mình "khua môi múa mép" 1 chút hehe
Người ta nói "phụ nữ yêu bằng tai", không biết các chị em nhà mình thì thế nào chứ Tàma thấy bản thân mình cũng có giống câu nói đó chút ít . Nhưng dĩ nhiên là mình chỉ yêu những lời ngọt ngào xuất phát từ chính sự chân thành và sự quan tâm thật lòng của người ta thôi, chứ những lời đầu môi chót lưỡi kiểu như "mật ngọt chết ruồi" thì nghe là "ngứa lỗ tai" rùi, ghét còn ko hết chứ yêu thương gì nổi hen

bạn saiyyan có cái gu kể chuyện độc đáo nhỉ
Bạn làm mình tò mò quá đi mất, kể 1 hơi nhiều nhiều luôn đi bạn ơi...mình đợi phần tiếp theo của bạn mà sắp thành hươu cao cổ rùi nè

Tâma ơi ấy có chuyện gì mà không vui thế, kể ra có khi lại nhẹ bớt đấy.
Còn chuyện phụ nữ yêu bằng tai, chắc cũng đúng. Mà không, VH yêu trước rồi thì sau đó mới yêu tiếp bằng tai, chứ tớ cũng tỉnh lắm Nghe người lạ ngon ngọt thì ghét, chứ nghe TY ngon ngọt thì có gì mà không tốt, còn hạnh phúc nữa ấy chứ nhỉ

Cười chút chơi, chỉ joking thui nhé, tớ lấy từ indian sites đó, không phải "*********" đâu hê hê
Gujarat Engineering & Medical Entrance Exam
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu ?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social con***ions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in India''s far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
10. Six kings of India have been called Akbar , the last one being Akbar the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy''s
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein''s Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The "Jana Gana Mana " is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of India produces the most oranges?
(a) Gujarat
(b) Russia
(c) Canada
(d) Pakistan
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
19. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for?
20. The University of Chandigarh tra***ion for efficiency began when (approximately)?
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.
(c) still waiting *You must answer at least three questions correctly to qualify*

Cười tiếp (I love India and Indián so much though )
Rules of the Road
Traveling on Indian Roads is an almost hallucinatory potion of sound, spectacle and experience. It is frequently heart-rending, sometimes hilarious, mostly exhilarating, always unforgettable -- and, when you are on the roads, extremely dangerous.
Most Indian road users observe a version of the Highway Code based on a Sanskrit text. These 12 rules of the Indian road are published for the first time in English:

ARTICLE I:
The assumption of immortality is required of all road users.

ARTICLE II:
Indian traffic, like Indian society,is structured on a strict caste system. The following precedence must be accorded at all times. In descending order, give way to:

Cows, elephants, heavy trucks, buses, official cars, camels, light trucks, buffalo, jeeps, ox-carts, private cars, motorcycles, scooters, auto-rickshaws, pigs, pedal rickshaws, goats, bicycles (goods-carrying), handcarts, bicycles (passenger-carrying), dogs, pedestrians.

ARTICLE III:
All wheeled vehicles shall be driven in accordance with the maxim: to slow is to falter, to brake is to fail, to stop is defeat. This is the Indian drivers'' mantra.

ARTICLE IV:
Use of horn (also known as the sonic fender or aural amulet):

Cars (IV,1,a-c):

Short blasts (urgent) indicate supremacy, IE in clearing dogs, rickshaws and pedestrians from path.
Long blasts (desperate) denote supplication, IE to oncoming truck: "I am going too fast to stop, so unless you slow down we shall both die". In extreme cases this may be accompanied by flashing of headlights (frantic).
Single blast (casual) means: "I have seen someone out of India''s 870 million whom I recognise", "There is a bird in the road (which at this speed could go through my windscreen)" or "I have not blown my horn for several minutes."

Trucks and buses (IV,2,a):
All horn signals have the same meaning, viz: "I have an all-up weight of approximately 12.5 tons and have no intention of stopping, even if I could." This signal may be emphasised by the use of headlamps.
Article IV remains subject to the provision of Order of Precedence in Article II above.

ARTICLE V:
All manoeuvres, use of horn and evasive action shall be left until the last possible moment.

ARTICLE VI:
In the absence of seat belts (which there is), car occupants shall wear garlands of marigolds. These should be kept fastened at all times.

ARTICLE VII:

Rights of way:
Traffic entering a road from the left has priority. So has traffic from the right, and also traffic in the middle.

Lane discipline (VII,1):
All Indian traffic at all times and irrespective of direction of travel shall occupy the centre of the road.

ARTICLE VIII:
Roundabouts: India has no roundabouts. Apparent traffic islands in the middle of crossroads have no traffic management function. Any other impression should be ignored.

ARTICLE IX:
Overtaking is mandatory. Every moving vehicle is required to overtake every other moving vehicle, irrespective of whether it has just overtaken you.
Overtaking should only be undertaken in suitable con***ions, such as in the face of oncoming traffic, on blind bends, at junctions and in the middle of villages/city centres. No more than two inches should be allowed between your vehicle and the one you are passing -- and one inch in the case of bicycles or pedestrians.

ARTICLE X:
Nirvana may be obtained through the head-on crash.

ARTICLE XI:
Reversing: no longer applicable since no vehicle in India has reverse gear

Seo bạn ko nói ra lun đi? cứ ấp a ấp úng thế? tò mò ghia lun
Nói chung thì tùy vào mỗi người thôi , chứ ko fải ai cũng xiu lòng hết đâu...mà làm như mấy anh VN tốt hết dzậy? ở gần thì gần đó nhưng mí anh đó chắc có cái gì ko tốt hay ko hợp nên chị em trg đây mới ko thik.... Có lẽ bạn là 1 ng`đa nghi ...cứ nhìn vào chiên tình của sis VH mà nhìn đời tươi đẹp hơn nào .....
Bi h có nhìu chị em bị ghét là sao mê mấy anh nước ngoài , ...ghét nhất khi được hỏi câu này...thik ai thì quyền của người ta>.<

Mạn phép pốt phát cuối
Indian Life
There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
You have a ''Singer Brother'' sewing machine at home.
Your mother has a minor disagreement with her (or your dad''s) sister and doesn''t talk to her for ten years.
You call an older person you''ve never met before "uncle".
You hide everything from your parents.
Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
Everyone is a family friend.
Everyone always called you for help on homework.
You read law, medicine or engineering at university.
You were thick (i.e. stupid) so you studied accounting or business instead.
You know no one who has studied music.
You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.
Your best friend got married at the age of 16.
You only make telephone calls after 6pm (discounts) or after 9 p.m.
You like the meat well done.
You eat onions with everything.
You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.
You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.
You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you''re with but the waiters don''t understand you.
You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite ***, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.
You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You''re walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.
You go back to your parents'' country and people treat you like a member of...the royal family.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
Your Dad drives a GM.
You''re rich so he drives a Mercedes.
(For females)
You''re parents would freak out if you wore a crop top baring your midriff...but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable
Your brother had no curfew while you had to be home at 11pm
You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go to your American friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid
When your American friends cringe at the thought of their parents in bed, you wonder how odd it would be to see your parents get within one foot of...each other
Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names
You have annoying nicknames like Chotu or Chicku,(lots more to add here)
Your parents call all your friends "Beta" whether they are Indian or not Your parent are panicking if you aren''t married and you turn 25
Either you really like Indians of the opposite *** or you can''t stand them
Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds
A horoscope must decide your wedding date
Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day
You are sick and tired of answering questions about "the dot"
Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they tried
You could not explain your religion to someone if you tried
In the smallest...of subcompact cars, you still can''t see over the wheel without a phone ...book.
WITH the phone book, you can''t reach the pedals.
You have cousins you have never met, whose names you don''t know, but who insist they''re related to you, even though they bear NO resemblance to...anyone YOU know.
Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try and demonstrate how well it works whenever they''re not fighting.
Your parents compare you to all of their friends'' kids.
You notice that whenever you go to another Indian''s house, your parents always talk about work and business.
The second you pull out of someone''s driveway, your parents start talking...about them.
Every few months your parents say when they''re moving back to India
No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.
(I still wanna be indian''s bride though )

L đây VH ơi, hôm nay mới vô thăm nàh một chút vì mấy ngày trước L đi nghĩ lễ nên ko online được..
Cả nhà dạo này thấy có Kristan post bài nhiều ghê.Mấy cái này hấp dẫn àh nha,để chiều nay làm việc xong có thời gian là ngâm cứu kĩ xem sao..
Chúc cả nhà bắt đầu tuần một tuần mới thật vui nha!