American test!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is from my English teacher in high school:
University of Nebraska-Lincoln Exam ?" FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION
Time Limit : 3 weeks
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social con***ions ?"OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
a. build a bridge
b. sail the ocean
c. lead an army or
d. WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
5. Metric conversion: How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in Americâ?Ts far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Northerners
9. Spell ---- George W. Bush
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five
11. Where does rain come from?
a. Macy?Ts
b. A 7-11
c. Canada
d. The sky
12. Can you explain Eistein?Ts Theory of Relativity?
a. yes
b. no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chatliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium ?" OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. What state in America produces the most oranges?
a. New York
b. Florida
c. Canada
d. The moon
18. Advanced math: If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
20. The Cornell University tra***ion for efficiency began when (approximately)?
a. B.C
b. A.C
c. Still waiting

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I have no idea it was posted, just want to share.
another part of it:
********You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify
I hope you guys smart enough so that I don?Tt have to post the answer!!!!
Fun Things to do to your college Professor
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, ?oQuite right, old bean!?
2. Wear X- Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filling your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond ?othat?Ts my name, don?Tt wear it out!?
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the ?omaster of the pan flutê?
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow
8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.
9. Leave permanent markers by the dry erase board.
10. Squirt thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Star sky and Hutch.
11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.
13. Sing your questions.
14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.
15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream ?oTHAT?TS MEEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry?
16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O?TReilly.
17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it
18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you have done so
19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters ?oCHECK YOUR FLY?
20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken
21. Address the professor as ?o your excellency?
22. Shout ?oWOW!? after every sentence of the lecture.
23. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face
24. Ask whether you have to come to class.
25. Present the professor with a large fruit basket
26. Bring a ?oseeing eye rooster? to class.
27. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, ?oVet ozzle haffen dee henvai?? Become agitated when the professor can?Tt understand you.
28. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers
29. Watch the professor through binoculars.

30. Start a ?owavê? in a large lecture hall
31. Ask to introduce your ?oinvisible friend? in the empty seat beside you and ask for one extra copy of each handout
32. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream ?oAAAGH! MY EYES!?
33. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it?Ts Smith. Claim that the ?oI? is silent
34. Sit in the front row reading the professor?Ts graduate thesis and snickering.
35. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the professor?Ts reply and proceed to do so anyway.
36. Claim that you wrote the class textbook
37. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the Real one objects, jump up and scream ?oIMPOSTER!?.
38. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
39. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write ?oSing up Sheet 5? at the top and start passing it around the room.
40. Stand to ask question. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.
41. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for ?ostud?.
42. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, ?o Can you spell that??
43. Disassemble your pen. ?oAccidentally? propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expe***ions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.
44. Wink at the professor every few minutes
45. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
46. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.
47. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.
48. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the black board of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can?Tt see Macedonia.

Are you living in Lincoln NE?

I thought that was just a joke. They wanted to make fun of football player, because we think all football player are stupid.

vimouze
yes, I am living in NE now, I am high school senior in 2 more weeks and after that I will go to college here, you are smart , you got it, football player is stupid,!

That''''s cool, i''''m a international student, i''''m having class at Union college,48th street. So will you go to UNL? Dont you speak Vietnamese?
Được vimouze sửa chữa / chuyển vào 08:36 ngày 02/05/2004