ANOmobile: gian hàng rao vặt - máy thanh lý!

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 20:32 — keli101
Đã vào tiết học, keli lúc này mới bước vào cổng trường. bác bảo vệ kêu lại và hỏi:

- Tại sao con đi trễ?

Keli:

- Ước mơ của con là làm thầy hiệu trưởng

Bảo vệ:

- Tôi hỏi tại sao lại đi trễ mà?

Keli:

- Vậy bác khi nào thấy thầy hiệu trưởng đi sớm chăng????

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bán hàng đểu mà vẫn dày mặt lên up ????

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Fri, 07/06/2012 - 14:59 — mimi
Ba người đàn ông say rượu dìu nhau về nhà. Đến trước cửa một căn nhà, một gã đập vào cửa và hét lên: "Ông Tư ở đây phải không?".

Tiếng phụ nữ trả lời:

- Phải.
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Một ông lão bệnh nặng sắp lên thiên đàng mà trong lòng còn nghi vấn bèn hỏi bà vợ:

- Tôi sắp chết rồi nhưng muốn biết một sự thật là thằng Út có phải là con của tôi không?

Bà vợ trả lời:

- Ông sắp lên thiên đàng rồi thì tui cũng không giấu làm gì, trong 4 đứa con, chỉ có thằng Út là con ông.

Ông lão: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Một chàng sinh viên nghèo đói bụng quá không biết làm thế nào, túng làm liều chui vào một quán nước:

- Cho tôi một cái bánh giò.

- Có ngay! Chủ quán bê ra 1 cái bánh giò.

- Bánh bao thì giá cả thế nào?

- Như bánh giò.

- Thế thì đổi cho 1 cái bánh bao.

Chàng ăn xong cái bánh bao đứng dậy đi về.

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Sau khi biết vợ mang thai

Người chồng khi biết vợ có thai thì vô cùng vui mừng. Anh muốn cho tất cả mọi người biết tin này nên lấy điện thoại của vợ nhắn tin: "Tôi đã có thai" gửi đi cho tất cả mọi người trong danh bạ.

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