Aussie

An American astronaut has an emergency during his re-entry into
earth's atmosphere and his space craft crash-lands in the
Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere.

After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush
clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is bandaged
from head to foot. He sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking
nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.

"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of
resignation and fear.

"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yesterdiaay.


Hasta La Vista

Được sửa chữa bởi - milou on 16/11/2001 07:27

Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere