Bạn đi xe gì FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily Hyundai - Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive Pontiac - Poor Old Ni-gger Thinks It`s Cadillac SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty KIA - Killed In Assembly Volvo - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object Buick - Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer Dodge - Dead Old Dog Going East, Dead On Delivery, Go Easy GM - Great Mistake BMW - Big Money Works he he có mấy cái tham khảo, ai có xe gì bổ sung nhá. Được hydra sửa chữa / chuyển vào 08:45 ngày 12/09/2003 Được hydra sửa chữa / chuyển vào 08:46 ngày 12/09/2003
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FORD = "Found On Road Dead Car Acronyms ACURA: Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia''s Curse Upon Rural America AMC: All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. All Unnecessary Devices Installed BMW: Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring Many Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King Camaro: Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? Can''t America Make A Real One? CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques Con***ion Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! Fix It All the Time Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD: Frigin'' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA Found Out-Right Dangerous (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked GM: General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus Good Money GMC: Grief & Misery Combined Garage Man''s Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More Crap Great Mountain Climber Great Motor Car God Made Chevy GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil Get Tools Out Get To Onramp Good To Own Get The Others Generally Trashed Out Good Time Out HONDA: Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles History Of No Dramatic Acceleration How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing''s Driveable And Inexpensive... JEEP: Just Eats Every Part Just Empty Every Pocket Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG: Money Guzzler Mostly Garaged MGB: Might Go Backwards MGF: Might Go Forward MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain''t Running My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick''s Irregular Leftover Equipment PINTO: Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook Put In New Transmission Often PONTIAC: Plan on numerous trips in another car Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH: This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! TR: Tools Required VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW: Virtually Worthless [topic]88013[/topic]
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