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  1. hydra

    hydra Thành viên mới

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    Bạn đi xe gì

    FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
    Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily
    Hyundai - Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
    Pontiac - Poor Old Ni-gger Thinks It`s Cadillac
    SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty
    KIA - Killed In Assembly
    Volvo - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    Buick - Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer
    Dodge - Dead Old Dog Going East, Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    GM - Great Mistake
    BMW - Big Money Works
    he he có mấy cái tham khảo, ai có xe gì bổ sung nhá.

    Được hydra sửa chữa / chuyển vào 08:45 ngày 12/09/2003

    Được hydra sửa chữa / chuyển vào 08:46 ngày 12/09/2003
  2. MTH

    MTH Thành viên quen thuộc

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    L''autobus de gouvernement
    Em ơi Hà Nội phố
    Ta còn em tà áo nhung huyết dụ
    Đất nghìn năm còn mãi dáng kiêu sa
    Phường cũ bên danh người đẹp lụa
    Ngõ phố nào in dấu gót hài hoa.
    MTH@
  3. RyeTor

    RyeTor Thành viên mới

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    haha tớ đi xe 48 chổ có tài xế riêng ...sướng cái mỗi lần tới ngã tư là lại được đổi tài xế
  4. h_unforgiven

    h_unforgiven Thành viên rất tích cực

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    vậy có ai có cái xe đi đc 6 feet underground không!
    hải
  5. Lucas

    Lucas Thành viên mới

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  6. Milou

    Milou Thành viên rất tích cực

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    FORD = "Found On Road Dead
    Car Acronyms
    ACURA:
    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    Asia''s Curse Upon Rural America
    AMC:
    All Makes Combined
    A Major Cost
    A Mutated Car
    A Morons Car
    Another Major Catastrophe
    AUDI:
    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Automobile Under Demonic Influence
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    All Unnecessary Devices Installed
    BMW:
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    Break My Window
    Break My Windshield
    Babbling Mechanical Wench
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Barely Moving Wreck
    Big Money Waste
    Big Money. Why?
    Big Money Works
    Born Moderately Wealthy
    Breaks Most Wrenches
    Bring Many Wrenches
    Brings Me Women
    Brings More Women
    Broken Money Waster
    Broke My Wallet
    Broken Monstrous Wonder
    Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
    BUICK:
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
    Camaro:
    Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
    Can''t America Make A Real One?
    CHEVROLET:
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
    Con***ion Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
    DODGE:
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
    Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    Dead Old Dog Going East
    Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
    Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
    Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
    EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks
    FIAT:
    Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It Again, Tony!
    Fix It All the Time
    Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
    FORD:
    Frigin'' Old Rebuilt Dodge
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road Dead
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    First On Race Day
    First On Recall Day
    Fabricated Of Refried Dung
    Fails On Rainy Days
    Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
    Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    Fault Of R&D
    Finally Obsolete Racing Device
    Fireball On Rear Denting
    First On Road to Dump
    First On Rust and Deterioration
    Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
    Flipping Over Results in Death
    Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
    Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
    Foot On Road Decelerates
    Forced On Reluctant Drivers
    Formed Of Rejected DNA
    Forwarded Once; Return Denied
    Forward Only; Reverse Defective
    Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
    Fork Over Repair Dough
    Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
    Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
    Free Or Reduced Drastically
    Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
    Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
    Funny Old Rattling Dump
    Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
    Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
    Found Out-Right Dangerous
    (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
    GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
    GM:
    General Maintenance
    Great Mistake
    Garbage Motors
    Generally Miserable
    Grossly Misconceived
    Gluteus Maximus
    Good Money
    GMC:
    Grief & Misery Combined
    Garage Man''s Companion
    Gotta Mechanic Coming?
    Generally Mediocre Cars
    Get More Chicks
    Gets Mechanics Crazy
    Gods Mechanical Curse
    Got More Crap
    Great Mountain Climber
    Great Motor Car
    God Made Chevy
    GTO:
    Gas, Tires, Oil
    Get Tools Out
    Get To Onramp
    Good To Own
    Get The Others
    Generally Trashed Out
    Good Time Out
    HONDA:
    Had One Never Did Again
    Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
    Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
    History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
    How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
    PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
    HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing''s Driveable And Inexpensive...
    JEEP:
    Just Eats Every Part
    Just Empty Every Pocket
    Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
    Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
    LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
    MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    MG:
    Money Guzzler
    Mostly Garaged
    MGB: Might Go Backwards
    MGF: Might Go Forward
    MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
    MOPAR
    Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
    Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
    Most Often Passed At Races
    Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    Move Over People Are Racing
    Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
    My Old Pig Ain''t Running
    My Only Problems Are Repairs
    MUSTANG:
    Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
    Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
    OLDSMOBILE:
    Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick''s Irregular Leftover Equipment
    PINTO:
    Put In Nickel To Operate
    Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
    Put In New Transmission Often
    PONTIAC:
    Plan on numerous trips in another car
    Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
    PORSCHE:
    Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
    Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
    SAAB:
    Send Another Automobile Back
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    Sad Attempt At Beauty
    Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
    SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
    TOYOTA:
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
    The One You Ought To Avoid
    TRIUMPH:
    This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
    TR: Tools Required
    VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    VW: Virtually Worthless
    [topic]88013[/topic]
  7. shinta

    shinta Thành viên mới

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    Em toàn đi xe Căng Hải thôi. Loại xe này càng đi càng thấy khoẻ

    IF TOMORROW COMES
  8. elegant

    elegant Thành viên mới

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    Đúng rồi, lại còn eo ra, xinh lên nữa chứ! Nhưng vừa đi vừa vác cái kiếm to thế thì cũng khoẻ thật!
  9. shinta

    shinta Thành viên mới

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    Toronto nguy hiểm quá, kiếm nặng cũng phải vác, thằng nào léng phéng chém ngay . Nhưng bây giờ nghĩ lại thấy vác khẩu súng trường là hay nhất

    IF TOMORROW COMES
  10. luongvec

    luongvec Thành viên mới

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    E hèm! mấy đồng chí lại đi lạc chủ để roài, chat chit ít thôi nhé, cẩn thận bị bác Lucas đưa vào thùng rác bi giờ

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