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BeatallicA ​

Who are the guys in the band?

Two musicians with day jobs pulled the whole thing off. One (Krk) did all the music, the other (Jaymz) lent his Hetfield impersonation. All the tracks on the first EP were recorded in one day. The second EP took even longer...

Both guys have their own separate bands, and they write and perform original material. They''ve been friends for years.

Oh come on, you''ve got to know more than that!

Not yet. At least two members of Metallica (Kirk and Lars) have mentioned in interviews that they''d heard Beatallica and enjoyed it. We know that Hetfield''s heard it too, but he hasn''t said anything publicly about it that we know of. We''ve heard nothing from the Beatles camp. Paul and Ringo seem to have a good sense of humor, so we don''t expect any problems from them.

But the important thing to realize is that the bands'' opinions do not matter in the current music industry. For example, in the U2/Negativland case, the lawsuit was initiated by U2''s record label, Island records, not the band itself. The band actually thought the Negativland track was pretty funny, but by the time Island let U2 know about the lawsuit, it was too late to stop it. Read Negativland''s book for the whole sordid tale.

Can I buy a Beatallica CD?

There aren''t any CD''s for sale, but the entire Beatallica oeuvre (so far) is here in mp3 format. Download and burn CD-R''s to your heart''s content. Just thrash and let the metal flow.

But please... don''t charge anyone for a copy of these tunes. We don''t, so you shouldn''t.

How can I show Beatallica my undying devotion?

Here''s the contact information. You can also post your comments to our Bulletin Board; Jaymz and Krk post there frequently, and they love to hear from the fans.

-> http://stark-effect.com/ipw-web/bulletin/bb/viewforum.php?f=1&sid=3c3a75eb5d25372deb9f9bb2c91d944d

Musics​

A Garage Dayz Nite (2001)
1. http://ftp.castel.nl/~witm005/Beatallica%20-%2001%20-%20Sgt.%20Hetfield''s%20Motorbreath%20Pub%20Band.mp3
2. http://ftp.castel.nl/~witm005/Beatallica%20-%2002%20-%20A%20Garage%20Dayz%20Nite.mp3
3. http://ftp.castel.nl/~slotm05/Beatallica%20-%2003%20-%20For%20Horsemen.mp3
4. http://ftp.castel.nl/~witm005/Beatallica%20-%2004%20-%20No%20Remorse%20Reply.mp3
5. http://ftp.castel.nl/~witm005/Beatallica%20-%2005%20-%20The%20Thing%20That%20Should%20Not%20Let%20It%20Be.mp3
6. http://ftp.castel.nl/~witm005/Beatallica%20-%2006%20-%20Everybody''s%20Got%20A%20Ticket%20To%20Ride%20Except%20For%20Me%20And%20My%20Lightning.mp3
7. http://ftp.castel.nl/~slotm05/Beatallica%20-%2007%20-%20And%20Justice%20For%20All%20My%20Loving.mp3
Beatallica (2004)
1. http://beatallica.org/2004ep/Beatallica%20-%2001%20-%20Blackened%20the%20USSR.MP3
2. http://www.beatallica.org/2004ep/Beatallica%20-%2002%20-%20Sandman.MP3
3. http://www.beatallica.org/2004ep/Beatallica%20-%2003%20-%20And%20I''m%20Evil.MP3
4. http://www.beatallica.org/2004ep/Beatallica%20-%2004%20-%20Got%20to%20Get%20You%20Trapped%20Under%20Ice.MP3
5. http://www.beatallica.org/2004ep/Beatallica%20-%2005%20-%20Leper%20Madonna.MP3
6. http://www.beatallica.org/2004ep/Beatallica%20-%2006%20-%20Hey%20Dude.MP3
7. http://www.beatallica.org/2004ep/Beatallica%20-%2007%20-%20I%20Want%20To%20Choke%20Your%20Band.MP3
8. http://www.beatallica.org/2004ep/Beatallica%20-%2008%20-%20We%20Can%20Hit%20The%20Lightz.MP3

LYRICS​

SGT. HETFIELD?TS MOTORBREATH PUB BAND
It was 20 years ago today
Motorhead taught this band to play
At first they were so out of style
But they?Tre guaranteed to raise your bile
So may I introduce to you
The act that drank 1000 beers
Sgt. Hetfield?Ts Motorbreath pub band
Sgt. Hetfield?Ts Motorbreath pub band
We hope you will enjoy the show
Sgt. Hetfield?Ts Motorbreath pub band
Just thrash and let the metal flow
Sgt. Hetfield?Ts Motor, Sgt. Hetfield?Ts Motor,
Sgt. Hetfield?Ts Motorbreath pub band
It?Ts wonderful to drink beer, It?Ts certainly a swill
You?Tre such a lovely audience
Wê?Td like to **** your Motorbreath
You?Td love to **** your...
I don?Tt really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
James Hetfield?Ts gonna sing a song
And he wants you all to thrash along
So let me introduce to you
The band who drank 1000 beers
Sgt. Hetfield?Ts Motorbreath pub band
Bring more beer!
A GARAGE DAYZ NITE
It?Ts a garage dayz nite
And I?Tve been working like a dog
It?Ts a garage dayz nite
Don?Tt you be sleeping like a log
Cuz when I?Tm playing for you
You?Tll find the things that I do
Will make you feel alright
You know I play all day
I play the metal that makes your ears ring
And it kicks ass just to hear you say
You don?Tt want ?oLove at First Sting?
Cuz when I see you it?Ts nice
To play you ?oTrapped Under Icê?
You know I feel OK
On the road everything seems to be right
Wherever I may roam the road becomes my bride

FOR HORSEMEN
The day breaks, your mind aches
You find that all the pangs of Famine
Linger on when she no longer feeds you
Sinner once, sinner twice
You find that in its die-hard ruthless metal fury
Time just seems to heed you
And in your eyes you?Tre King Nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Ride Four Horsemen
Oh Lars go get me one more beer
Don''t stay home, go on out
A quartet of deliverance rides for you
Upon this nite nothing you can do
You want it, you need it
Pestilence all that?Ts left
For what you?Tve had to endure
Death to you for sure
The day breaks, your mind aches
Your girlfriend takes you to
A lame-ass poser Winger concert
****ing forget her

NO REMORSEFUL REPLY
This happened once before
We smashed in your door?"no reply
You said it wan?Tt you
But I put your head through your window
War without end
I know that you saw me
As I looked down to kick in your face
I tried to telephone
Before I trashed your homê?"the strong survive
Cuz I know where you?Tve been
And I will bash right in your door
Bullets they fly, people they die
Die right by my hand
I creep across the land?"death is near
No mercy for what wê?Tre doing
NO thought to even what wê?Tve done
We don?Tt need to feel the sorrow
No remorse to the helpless one
No remorse

THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT LET IT BE
When I find myself in times of trouble
Hybrid children come to me
Pray for father roaming?"roaming free
And in my hour of darkness
It is standing right in front of me
He is the thing that should not let it be
Let it be, let it be
Hybrid children watch the sea
He is the thing that should not let it be
Crawling chaos underground people
Living in the world agree
The wretch is fearless with insanity
And though he has been sleeping
There is still a chance that he will see
That this thing should not let it be
Not dead which eternal lie
With stranger eons death may die
These are words of wisdom?"let it be
I wake up to the sound of music
Let the metal come to me
Death to the one that will not let it be

EVERYBODY?TS GOT A TICKET TO RIDE EXCEPT FOR ME AND MY LIGHTNING
C?Tmon, it?Ts such a joy, c?Tmon you metal boy
C?Tmon let?Ts take it easy
C?Tmon let?Ts make it sleazy
Everybody?Ts got a ticket to ride
Except for me and my lightning
Your insides ooze out, the electrodes are in
The electrodes are in so your eyeballs pop out
Someone controlling me
Can?Tt be happening to me
Sweat-chilling cold, I watch death unfold
How true is this? Get it over with
I think I?Tm gonna be dead, I think it?Ts today
Electric wires pinned to my head, I?Tm frying away
I?Tve got a ticket to ride the lightning
Death is in the air, it?Ts bringing me down
Strapped in the electric chair, death is all around
Before I get to riding so high
Someone help me, oh please God help me
Flashing before my eyes
Someone help me, oh please God help me
Wakened by horrid scream burning in my brain
Freed from this frightening dream
I can feel the flame

...AND JUSTICE FOR ALL MY LOVING
Close your eyes and I?Tll kiss you
The hammer crushes you, Justice is seeking no truth
And then while I?Tm away
I can?Tt believe the price you pay
As I send justice for all my loving to you
All my loving I will send to you
All my loving?"find it so sad but true
I?Tll pretend that I?Tm kissing, Lady Justice I?Tm pissing
Justice lost, raped, and gone for you
The ultimate in vanity, exploiting their supremacy
As I send justice for all my loving to you

BLACKENED THE U.S.S.R
Flew in from Miami-Krk, Larz, Kliff, and me
Whipping dance of dead last nite
On the way the paper bag wuz on my knee
Couldn''t even hit the lightz
We''re blackened the U.S.S.R.
Krk, Kliff, me, and Larz-ohhh!
Blackened the U.S.S.R.
Been away too ****in'' long so we trashed the place
**** YEAH!! It''z good to be back home!
Death to Mother Earth and the human race
Just as long the beer''z got foam
We''re blackened the U.S.S.R.
Krk, Kliff, me, and Larz-woah-ohhh!
Blackened the U.S.-
Blackened the U.S.-
Blackened the U.S.S.R.
Well, the Ukraine booze really knockz me out
All you see iz in obscurity
And Moscow vodka makes me scream and shout
And Georgia''z got the d-d-darkest p-p-p-p-potency!-NEVER!!
WOO-OA-AH! Decadence remainz and there is no doubt
That we''ll cauze your hearing harm
Let me hear the flying-Vz a-ringing out
Oh, **** NO! My beer is warm!
OHHHHHHH, LET ME TELL YOU, LEMMY!!
YEAH, I''M BLACKENED!! BLACKENED!!
SANDMAN
Let me tell you how **** will be
Better grip your pillow tight-a-lay
Now enter Sandman
YEE-AA-AH, enter Sandman
I will fill your eyez with sand
Off to Nevernever land
Cuz I''m the Sandman
YEE-AA-AH, ****in'' Sandman
I''m the Sandman-with a metal beat
And I think that-Dokken''z ****in'' weak
I want you to bang-right in the street
And if you sleepwalk-destroy and seek-SANDMAN!
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for Kliff my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I''ll pray for Kliff my soul to take
OHH! I am the beast under Don Dokken''z bed-SANDMAN, ****in'' Dokken!
I''m in hiz closet, in hiz head-SANDMAN, ****in'' weak!
Cuz I''m the Sandman
YEE-AA-AH, ****in'' Sandman
And my advice as Dokken diez-SANDMAN!
It''s time to kiss your ass goodbye-SANDMAN
Cuz I''m the Sandman
YEE-AA-AAH, ****in'' Sandman
And you''ll sleep with one eye open for me-SANDMAN!
AND I''M EVIL
My mother wuz a witch, burned alive-ooooh!
And if she ain''t my bitch, you''d cry tearz too
I''m evil
Now of revenge I sing, most evilly
The **** on you I''ll bring, most metally
And I''m evil
Vengeance like mine could never die
Az long az my metal''z in me
Black is my Misfits shirt, I''ve 20 Eyez
Sleeveless shirt full of dirt sayz "Darling Die"
And I''m evil
And I''m evil-yes, I am
And I''m evil-I am man
And I''m evil-yes, I ****in'' am!
GOT TO GET YOU TRAPPED UNDER ICE
You are in Hell, you''re in a shell
Only ice iz what you''ll find there
A frozen core, can''t take no more
You''ll freeze right out your ****in'' mind there
OOOOOH!! Then I suddenly see you
OOOOOH!! Did I tell you I''ll freeze you
Every single day of your life?
What can you do, what can you see?
All they have iz M-TV there
Can''t move at all, can''t hear your call
Bananarama''z all they play there
OOOOOH!! You were meant to be freezing
OOOOOH!! Crystallized and you''re sneezing
No one knowz or hearz what you say
Got to get you trapped under ice!
You cannot run, you cannot hide
Cuz the ice securely holdz you
Wrapped up tight, can''t move, break free
Hand of Doom iz so ****in'' cold, ooooooh!
OOOOOH!! Then I suddenly see you
OOOOOH!! Did I tell you I''ll freeze you
Every single day in the ice?
Got to get you trapped under ice!
LEPER MADONNA
Leper Madonna-spineless from the start
Like a Virgin comez to town, you''re sucked into the part
Living by your story, spreading your diseaze
Suffah for your glory, falling to your kneez
Friday nite-a brazier in your suitcase
Like a Prayer-death creeping like a nun
Monday-blind devotion came with black lace
Seeee O-ri-on
Leper Madonna-Jaymz iz at your breast
He don''t give a ****-a how you feed the rest
Leper Madonna-Jaymz iz in your bed
Listen to Beatallica raging in your head
Tuesday-you are taken by the glamour
Wednesday-see the sheep are set to come
Thursday-you''re a stinking drunk with power
Seeee O-ri-on
Leper Madonna-Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution, get a bettah seat
HEY DUDE
Hey, dude-it''z true not sad
Take a thrash song and make it better
Remembah! That metal iz in your heart
Then you can start to be a fretter
Hey, dude-don''t be ****in'' ''fraid
You were made to go be a shreader
The minute you let us under your skin
Then you''ll begin to be a fretter
So crank your amp and deal the pain
Hey, dude-you''re ****in'' insane!
The riverz run red with blood of poseurs
And don''t you know that he''z the fool
Who playz it cool
But needz for hiz beer to be much colder
Hey, dude-nevah turn it down!
You must pound her, I mean Kip Winger
New wave of British heavy metal iz in your heart
And you can start with Diamond Headerz
So let it out! Let it in!
Hey, dude, begin
Don''t wait for the Eye of the Beholder
You''ll never know when bellz toll for you
Hey, dude, you''ll do
Just sling that flying-V ''cross your shoulder
Hey, dude-it''z true not sad
Take a thrash song and make it better
Admit it! Beatallica''z under your skin!
So now begin to be a shreader
I WANT TO CHOKE YOUR BAND
OHH, YE-EEE-AH I tell you something
I think you''ll understand
When I say the something
I want to choke your band!
I want to choke your band! I want to choke your band!
You''ll say, "PLEASE! Don''t tread on me!"
But I''m ****in'' pissed off, man!
For C.C.-no mercy
Cuz he''z in a hair band
Woah, let me choke your band! I want to choke your band!
And when I punch you I feel happy inside
It''z such a feeling, let the light-a-ning ride
Lightning ride, lightning ride
YEAH, YOU! Here''z your warning
That I wont take your glam
White Lion dead by morning
I want to choke that band!
I want to choke your band! I want to choke your band!
And when I punch you I feel happy inside
It''z just the flowing of your blood, you can''t hide
You can''t hide, you can''t hide
YEAH, YOU! Here''z your warning
Wont take your ****in'' glam
Now Warrant''z dead by morning
I ****in'' choked that band!
I want to choke your band! I want to choke your band!
I want to choke your ba-a-a-po-o-seur band!!
WE CAN HIT THE LIGHTZ
Try to see it my way
Don''t you play that Trixter crap until I can''t go on!
Cannot see it your way
We''ll blow this place away now with a metal song
We can hit the lightz! We can hit the lightz!
Think of what you''re playing
"Give it to Me Good" in sleeveless flannelz really bitez
Think of what I''m saying
No life ''til leather, gonna kick some ass tonite!
We can hit the lightz! We can hit the lightz!
Life is very short and there''z no time
For sleeveless flannelz, you poseur
I have always thought that it''z a crime
So I will thrash you once again
Try to see it my way
With all out screaming we''re gonna rip right through your brain
Nevah see it your way
We have lethal power that is cauzing you sweet pain
We can hit the lightz! We can hit the lightz!

LIVE TRACKS!​

1. http://beatallica.org/live/Beatallica%20-%20Run%20For%20Your%20Life%20(live).mp3
2. http://beatallica.org/live/Beatallica%20-%20The%20Thing%20That%20Should%20Not%20Let%20It%20Be%20(live).mp3
3. http://beatallica.org/live/Beatallica%20-%20For%20Horsemen%20(live).mp3
4. http://beatallica.org/live/Beatallica%20-%20And%20Justice%20For%20All%20My%20Loving%20(live).mp3

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