BÍ MẬT: Đề thi tiếng Anh vào trường ĐHDL ĐÔNG ĐÔ 2002

This is no joke!! cái đề này LTB "thuổng" được, dĩ nhiên là tớ sẽ không mách bằng cách nào đâu.... năm nay Đông Đô chấm thi nghiêm chỉnh lắm đế, đừng có hòng tưởng bở nhé, thành ra ráng đem cái này về nghiên kíu đi... riêng LTB không giải được nên mới pót lên đây cho bà con giải hộ... sao chỉ thấy có mỗi mình despi giải thui... nhân tài TTVN đâu hít rùi.... hì hì....
Lung Tung Beng

It's a joke, coming from the mouth of a child. Of course, the pope is roman catholic.

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It's a joke, coming from the mouth of a child. Of course, the pope is roman catholic.

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the Pope's cleansing agent: Pope-on-the-rope soap
the Pope's official vehicle: Pope Mobile
BUMPER STICKERS SEEN ON THE POPEMOBILE:
"Question Authority. Ask Me Anything."
"Infallibility on Loan from God."
"God REALLY IS My Co-Pilot."
"Honk if You Pray the Rosary."
"Choose ETERNAL Life."
"All Roads Lead to Rome."
"Say Mass, Not War."
"Give Me Confession or Give me Death."
"I Brake for Souls."
"Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss."
"Bible On Board."
"Livin' the Vida Papa!"
"Hang Up and Pray."
"Sin Happens."
"Make My Day. Kiss My Ring!"
"I'd Rather Be Saying Mass."
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the Pope's cleansing agent: Pope-on-the-rope soap
the Pope's official vehicle: Pope Mobile
BUMPER STICKERS SEEN ON THE POPEMOBILE:
"Question Authority. Ask Me Anything."
"Infallibility on Loan from God."
"God REALLY IS My Co-Pilot."
"Honk if You Pray the Rosary."
"Choose ETERNAL Life."
"All Roads Lead to Rome."
"Say Mass, Not War."
"Give Me Confession or Give me Death."
"I Brake for Souls."
"Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss."
"Bible On Board."
"Livin' the Vida Papa!"
"Hang Up and Pray."
"Sin Happens."
"Make My Day. Kiss My Ring!"
"I'd Rather Be Saying Mass."
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http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/~marye/pope_8.html
the old Pope Mobile
http://www.outcrybookreview.com/PopeParade2.htm
the new Pope Mobile
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http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/~marye/pope_8.html
the old Pope Mobile
http://www.outcrybookreview.com/PopeParade2.htm
the new Pope Mobile
<:3)~~ <:3)~~ <:3)~~

LungTungBeng viết lúc 01:03 ngày 15/05/2002
ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
Name: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France? FRENCH
2. Give an essay on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
reference to architecture, literature, law and social
con***ions -OR- give the first name of George Bush.
GEORGE
3. William Shakespeare can
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Buddhist
___ (e) Muslim
CATHOLIC
(check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
0 FEET
6. What time is it when the big hand of the clock is on the 12 and the little hand
is on the 5?
5 O'CLOCK
7. How many shoes there are in a pair of two shoes?
TWO
8. What are people in Vietnam's north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
NORTHERNERS
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: B U S H
____________________________________________
Carter: C A R T E R
__________________________________________
Clinton: C L I N T O N
__________________________________________
10. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
NO
11. What are coat hangers used for?
HANGING COAT
12. The Vietnamese anthem is the National Anthem for what country?
VIETNAM
13. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell
your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
D E S P I
14. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you
have?
THREE
15. What does BBC (British Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
BRITISH BORN CHINESE or BRISTISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION
16. The World War II ended at
(approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.
ANNO DOMINI
* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.

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LungTungBeng viết lúc 01:03 ngày 15/05/2002
ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
Name: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France? FRENCH
2. Give an essay on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
reference to architecture, literature, law and social
con***ions -OR- give the first name of George Bush.
GEORGE
3. William Shakespeare can
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Buddhist
___ (e) Muslim
CATHOLIC
(check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
0 FEET
6. What time is it when the big hand of the clock is on the 12 and the little hand
is on the 5?
5 O'CLOCK
7. How many shoes there are in a pair of two shoes?
TWO
8. What are people in Vietnam's north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
NORTHERNERS
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: B U S H
____________________________________________
Carter: C A R T E R
__________________________________________
Clinton: C L I N T O N
__________________________________________
10. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
NO
11. What are coat hangers used for?
HANGING COAT
12. The Vietnamese anthem is the National Anthem for what country?
VIETNAM
13. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell
your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
D E S P I
14. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you
have?
THREE
15. What does BBC (British Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
BRITISH BORN CHINESE or BRISTISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION
16. The World War II ended at
(approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.
ANNO DOMINI
* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.

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Các bạn đừng bao giờ nên khinh thường và chế giễu trường khác bằng cách đó nhé vì có khi trường của bạn cũng chẳng tốt đẹp gì đâu .
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