Bill Gates khuyên Mc Donnal nên kinh doanh ntn

Bill Gates khuyên Mc Donnal nên kinh doanh ntn

V?a m?i dõy, Bill Gates dua ra s? so sỏnh gi?a th? tru?ng OS (operating system) v?i th? tru?ng d? u?ng. Bill cú dua ra m?t s? l?i khuyờn cho Coke. Cỏc nh kinh t? d?a vo dú dó xõy d?ng nờn m?t vi?n c?nh (scenario) cho vi?c kinh doanh gi?ng nhu Microsoft.

Joe: Cho, tụi mu?n mua bỏnh Big Mac, m?t cỏi th?t to.
Bỏn hng: OK, dõy l Big mac v dõy l Coke c?a b?n. Gia tien: 4,95usd
Joe: ờ, tụi khụng mu?n mua Coke m
Bỏn hng: xin l?i, nhung chỳng du?c tớch h?p vo nhau r?i.
Joe: H?! Nhung tụi khụng mu?n tr? ti?n cho d? u?ng.
Bỏn hng: B?n khụng ph?i tr? ti?n cho d? u?ng. Coke l mi?n phớ.
Joe: Nhung Big Mac ch? cú 3Usd tu?n tru?c thụi co m
Bỏn hng: éỳng, nhung b?n Big mac m?i ny du?c c?i ti?n hon nhi?u. Nú du?c tớch h?p d? u?ng Coke vo.
Joe: Tụi dó mua 7-up ? ngó ba du?ng d?ng kia r?i v khụng mu?n ph?i u?ng Coke n?a. Th? thụi!
Bỏn hng:Th? thỡ b?n khụng th? mua Big mac du?c
Joe: OK, du?c r?i, tụi s? tr? ti?n v nộm Coke di
Bỏn hng: B?n khụng th? lm th? du?c, chỳng dó du?c tớch h?p vo nhau v khụng th? chia ra du?c.
Joe: Lm sao m th? du?c, chỳng rừ rng l r?i nhau ra m
Bỏn hng (nhỳng Big Mac vo d? u?ng Coke): d?y th?y chua.
Joe (t?c gi?n): t?i sao my lm th??
Bỏn hng: dú l cỏch t?o ra l?i ớch cho khỏch hng. N?u khụng b?n s? khụng cú du?c huong v? thom ngon c?a Big Mac
Joe: Aaaaagr!

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Nhân chuy?n này, tiny post vào dây m?t cái joke m?i d?c du?c. For fun only! Tiny de nguyen tieng Anh cho moi nguoi doc!
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He
asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to
surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're
intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me
to demonstrate."
She phones Tony Blair and says, "Prime Minister. Please answer this
question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and
this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds ,"It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up
and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
"Yes, ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman
of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms
to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a
question for me."
Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about this and get
back to you?"
Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other
senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for
several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation,
Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a
child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb cracker."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I
know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"
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