cái này sưu tâm của một người được bạn gửi cho....?!

cái này sưu tâm của một người được bạn gửi cho....?!

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a
ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the
happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we''ll be the happiest
couple
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CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me?
I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn''t speak for an hour.
PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour
of my life...
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this
forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate,
burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He''d forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his mouth.
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Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I''m wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
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Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one
ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in
both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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Mary : John says I''m pretty. Andy says I''m ugly.
What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you''re pretty
ugly.

HE. " can I buy you a drink? "
SHE. " Actually I''d rather have the money "

HE: I''m a photographer i''ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I''m a plastic surgeon .i''ve been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE: Hi! Didn''t we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must''ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must''ve been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I''m having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on ,don''t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can''t talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don''t you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I''ve already seen it!!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven''t I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, that''s why I don''t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I''m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what''s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: If I could see you naked,I''d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I''d probably die laughing.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I''ll be the rest of your life - n your wildest dreams

" Dad hates mom, mom hates dad
I hate mom, I hate dad
isn''t it okay to be sad"