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hey britney, i c ya , exactly i c yo title n avatar,,,, itz just so cute n intersting . They're seem to correspond 2 each others
Everyday is 1st April

Welcome longhoang & one-courage ! You guys gonna have lots of fun and make new friends here !
Được 5plus1sense sửa chữa / chuyển vào 00:50 ngày 09/05/2003

Thanks 5plus1, do u wanna know some detail information about the offline meeting next 2 days cause u live so far...?
Golden Dragon
Được longhoang sửa chữa / chuyển vào 12:53 ngày 09/05/2003

To britney: Just tell a joke...
Foreign Policy
There are three men in the bathroom, two Englishmen and an Australian. All are at the urinals.
The first Englishman zips up and walks over to the sink and uses a lot of soap and water and before he leaves. He says to the others, ?oIn Yorkshire, I learned to be clean and neat.?
The second Englishman zips up, walks over to the sink and uses much less soap and water but is still very clean. He says, ?oAt Bredford Academy, I learned to be clean and neat but still be environmentally aware.?
The third man zips up and heads straight to the door.
The Aussie says over his shoulder, ?oIn Australia, we learn not to piss on our hands.?

Golden Dragon
Được longhoang sửa chữa / chuyển vào 13:08 ngày 09/05/2003

Milking it
A woman and a baby were in the doctorâ?Ts examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
â?oBreast fed,â? the woman replied.
â?oWell, strip down to your waist,â? the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, â?oNo wonder this baby is under weight! You donâ?Tt have any milk.â?
â?oI know,â? she said, â?oIâ?Tm his grandmother, but Iâ?Tm glad I came.â?

Golden Dragon

Hey, thanks longhoang. It would be nice if you write a report after the meeting. Really appreciate it

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when I got nothing 2 say.... i'll say " hallow, hi,.... hi ..." 'til sum1 anwers mi . Juss 1 way 2 break silence....i hate silence
People love you when you smile
And hate you when it's through
Smile ! ! !And everything will be fine..

Hallow, hi...hi

yeahh m here, wat can i do foe u????
u come so quickly 6sense..
Another joke ... juss foe fun ... I think u all read it in HHT but it waz in Vnese,,, so now try it in E...
Smartest Man In The World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
People love you when you smile
And hate you when it's through
Smile ! ! !And everything will be fine..