Chuyện Harry Potter

For_get_me_not à, cô giải đáp đúng được bao nhiêu câu hỏi trong phần dố vui về Harry Potter vậy??Anh thì hẻo qua,s sai tùm lum tùm la toàn phải play again thui.Khi nào anh em mình hẹn nhau lên mạng cùng thi tài với nhau nhe.
Em không yêu thì thôi, cớ sao lặng im mãi cho anh buồn đau xót xa

For_get_me_not à, cô giỏÊi 'Ăp 'úng 'ặỏằÊc bao nhiêu cÂu hỏằi trong phỏĐn dỏằ' vui vỏằ Harry Potter vỏưy??Anh thơ hỏằo qua,s sai tạm lum tạm la toàn phỏÊi play again thui.Khi nào anh em mơnh hỏạn nhau lên mỏĂng cạng thi tài vỏằ>i nhau nhe.
Em không yêu thơ thôi, cỏằ> sao lỏãng im mÊi cho anh buỏằ"n 'au xót xa
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Anh sỏằ xỏằ tỏằ vỏằ à, em câng hỏằo nhặ anh thôi, câng sau nhiỏằu lỏm, có nhiỏằu cÂu lỏĂ hoỏc à, chỏÊ biỏt trỏÊ lỏằi nhặ thỏ nào.Hôm nào anh em mơnh cạng thi nhe, xem ai hặĂn ai nào
Chỏằ kẵ không hỏằÊp lỏằ?!

Mọi người trong box đều giỏi Anh văn, vậy sao ta không cùng vào đây dịch để nhanh chóng có bản tiếng Việt để đọc cho sướng con mắt http://huanhuu.netfirms.com/harrypotter/ Hi vọng thi DH xong là được nửa cuốn rồi.

I am not intending to translate any more. I'll look at the TTVN news.

Brit đọc xong rùi, sẵn sàng bàn luận cùng mọi người hì hì, đợi mọi người đọc xong thì làm cho cái topic này chất lượng tí nhỉ, chat chit nhiều quá
As we go on, we remember all the times we had together
As our lives change, come whatever
We will still be FRIENDS FOREVER

Cái này có sợ vi phạm bản quyền không các bác.?
Ngày mai đang bắt đầu từ ngày hôm nay.

umm, guys
its good that we trying to translate HP. But if any ttvnol admin coming into here, please tell the guys in ttvnol News to take off the part that pointing people to this link where we are translating HP.
Keep in mind that although its not a big deal here, we are still "stealing" a copyrighted product. So thats not something that we should go around boasting on front page of a news website.
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éu?c Damark s?a ch?a / chuy?n vo 08:53 ngy 30/06/2003

http://www.barrytrotter.com/BarryTrotterChapter1.pdf
Parody Barry Trotter
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You've read about Barry Trotter in Entertainment Weekly, The Guardian; the Toronto Globe and Mail; or the Chicago Tribune; you've seen it featured on FOX News; or your guardian angel has told you that "everybody up in Heaven is reading this cool parody" and asked you to pick her up a copy. From Poland, to France, to Bridgeport, Connecticut, everybody's talking about Barry Trotter (among other things).I'm woefully behind on posting reviews of the book--there's been at least ten major ones I know of--but here's one of the latest, a review of the UK e***ion, which appeared in Britain's Morning Star newspaper on September 23, 2002. The Morning Star is apparently Britain's biggest Socialist paper--hence the title.Down with Potter! By Richard Bagley "Harry Potter freaks will be getting desperate--the deadline for the next book has passed and withdrawal symptoms must be setting in. Barry Trotter, the 22-year-old alter-ego of the famous clean-cut magical teen, may not provide the antidote, but it'll certainly be appreciated by those who have read the books and don't get what all of the fuss is about.Gerber throws us into the seedy 'reality' of the magical world as the obnoxious Trotter and his dysfunctional friends try desperately to halt the film of JG Rollins' fictional version of his life. Confused? Rest assured, Gerber's stream of prose--like he's spilling his brains onto the paper in front of the reader's very eyes--will make it all clear in the end. Despite some grating Americanisms, there are enough Potter observations throughout this literary maelstrom to keep readers who were unimpressed by the kiddy books turning pages to the very end. Anti-corporatism--Trotter has a near-death experience every time a 'Marketor' comes near him--and various over piss-taking sentiments are thrown in for good measure. Although some of the humor is a bit hit-and-miss, Gerber has succeeded in creating a marginally grotesque, bouncing beauty of a throwaway tome. Down with Potter! Trotter is the real thing--and is guaranteed to wind up sycophantic followers of the Potter sect everywhere."###
But that's just what that guy said. Who knows, he could've been drunk when he wrote it. But read what a few of America's best comedy writers have to say...Kurt Andersen, author of Turn of the Century and Co-Founder of Spy:"This book is funny and sharp, but not merely funny and sharp: in its bratty way, Barry Trotter is as energetic and imaginitive as the books that inspired it."
Sean Kelly, co-author, National Lampoon's 1964 High School Yearbook Parody:"[This] affectionate, giggle-inducing send-up of the Harry Potter phenomenon is one giant step toward restoring the somewhat debased comedic art form known as 'parody.' Rowling readers will get the jokes, and love them; only muggles will fail to be amused. If the National Lampoon magazine still existed--and I were still its e***or--I would devote an entire issue to Gerber's book...Of course, if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle."
Dave Hanson, writer, The Tonight Show: "Barry Trotter is really good literary parody; it illuminates Rowling's books, capturing their nuances and annoyances--then does more: Mr. Gerber's ever-unpredictable twists and stinging jibes add a level of sumptuousness beyond anything in the original. Filled with good, smart dirty jokes, readers will love the impertinence of Barry Trotter. In a day where publishing successes become sacred cows, Mr. Gerber has fired upon the most bloated bovine of all, and the carcass has landed with an enormous, much-deserved splatter. Whether you love, hate, or are blase about Harry, you'll love Barry!"
But these misguided, possibly bribed folks aren't the only ones singing the praises of Barry Trotter. Check out the book's page at Amazon.com for reviews from real, honest-to-Bumblemore readers. Not only are they NOT the author writing under assumed names, they'd probably move away if he sat next to them on the bus...But they STILL LOVE HIS BOOK!What's next? Book signings? Online chats? E***ions in yet more languages? A Barry Trotter movie? (Right, Mike, dream on.) We ain't sayin', but true Trottermaniacs would be wise to watch this space...
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