CLB tiếng Anh BE - Nơi hội tụ của những người Việt trẻ năng động, sáng tạo và chuyên nghiệp - KHAI T

Khi trả lời bài người khác, các bạn nhớ xóa hết quote - tức là trích dẫn bài cũ - của họ đi nhé.
Nếu cần trích dẫn thì chỉ nên lọc ra những đọan thật cần thiết thôi.
Nếu ko, diễn đàn sẽ trông rất rối mắt, mất công xây nhà mới mà thông tin có ích chẳng có bao nhiêu.
Cả thành viên mới và cũ chú ý nhé.

Đi đâu cũng gặp bác chít tờ này

@Redsea: hehe, it''s a long story dear and the end may be revealed in several years from now on. And dun worry, not only Mr. Storm but also I did recognize u, "co giao Hai" !
@Bro Dang: who is Goldfish? Didn''t find it from the fantasy world told by the Old man.
See your guys tomorrow!

@ The Old Man: I do appreciate your recommendation but I cannot help quoting this. Then on the occasion of the coming Day of Vietnamese People''s Army (Dec 22), please tell us what you are going to write:
A. Fairy tale: The Old Fishman and The Gold Fish
B. Novel: The Old Man and The Sea
I smell the initial smoke of a burning war.
@All: As mentioned in the letter of invitation to our workshop, tomorrow will be all about sharing study experiences and resources on Listening and Speaking. Bring your mouths and ears along as well as a 160 Gb mobile hard disk.

Day of Vietnam Army looming near, huh? Cool. No problemo. Itâ?Ts also the Day of Federation of International Associations of Global Pirates. Shall we shoot something to celebrate both?
Luckily, this time is in the middle of fishing season. The Old Man himself owns an immense offshore fishery where goldfish, catfish, jellyfish, swordfish and... selfish are bred and caged.
Of those, goldfish has highest value. One kilo of goldfish lean costs 1 mil in cash in black market. And The Old Man is proud to be capable of providing fresh goldfish in UNLIMITED SUPPLY.
How about a... fishy opening-night barbecue party with main menu as:
1. Roast goldfish stuffed with garlic, hot chili pepper and salt imported from Me***erranean Sea. Served cold.
2. Goldfish sushi, goldfish sashimi served with wild mushroom and 1000 year-old Bordeaux wine.
3. Buttered black goldfish caviar roasted in sweet wine sauce with ketchup and toothpaste. Served hot.
4. Deep fried goldfish tails served with spicy vinegar.
5. Stripped raw goldfish for eye-feasting, served fresh.
6. ........................................................
7. ........................................................

How fantastic, Old Man! So let me enjoy sulfing, swimming, diving in the deep blue Sea. Mountain, River, Border separated - Customs of North n South different.
Được tuananhbsdk sửa chữa / chuyển vào 21:34 ngày 13/12/2008

Excuse me, sir. Is this the gas chamber of BE? May I see the executioner labelled Old Man?

In the dawn of the mankind history, The Old Messiah opened the chamber of BE.
And the chamber without Light. And Air. And Sound. Not a damned thing.
Darkness was all upon the surface of the depth.
And the soul of The Old Messiah flew upon the face of emptiness.
And The Old Messiah said: Let there be Light.
And there was Light.
And The Old Messiah saw the Light, it was cool.
And The Old Messiah extracted the Light from the Darkness.
And The Old Messiah said: Let there be Air.
And there was Air everywhere raging around His spirit.
And The Old Messiah said: Let there be male and female.
And there were a male tagged WitchDoctor sticking to a female tagged RedCloud in four limbs.
And The Old Messiah said: Let make some more.
And the male and the female made some more.
And The Old Messiah said: Let there is a way to commune.
And Latin Runes was born.
And The Old Messiah said: Let learn how to speak that language of mine.
And people started learning Latin alphabet and counting figures.
And The Old Messiah said: Let me work my ass off revising ways to learn it... goodly.
And Two Commandments were born:
1. You''re on your own.
2. Work your ass off.
Collected by The Old Man.
First of The Old Messiahâ?Ts disciples.

Woww, free striptease show, guys...