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WONDERFUL INSTRUCTIONS TO KISS

Tease Kiss: Go to kiss your partner and kiss them lightly on their lips. Then kiss them more passionately and make them think you are going to slip your tongue in. Just when they take the bait, pull away slightly and look them in the eye with a ***y look. Repeat the process until they can't take it and give them the kiss they have wanted the whole time, but slowly.
On-Screen Kiss: When you are watching a movie, kiss the same way the actors have kissed. It makes the whole scene come to life!!

The Lead Up Kiss: Sit behind your lover kissing on their ear. After giving them a hint that you want a kiss, whisper into their ear. Ask them if they can taste your lips. Then slowly and sensually suck on their bottom or top lip. Then go for the passionate kiss.

The Pop Rock Kiss: It is fun to slip in a bit of Pop Rocks into your mouth right before the kiss. When you French kiss there is definite chemistry...literally!

Silly Kiss: The receiver puffs out one cheek and when the kisser gives a big kiss on the puffed out cheek, the receiver blows the air out, making a silly noise. Repeat for both cheeks. It is most effective when used together with butterfly and Eskimo kisses, also an appropriate kiss to give your love while in front of your parents!

Kiss By Kiss: One of the best kisses is the one that proceeds at half the pace you want it to. Instead of kissing on the lips you kiss on the cheek. As you approach your lover's lips, kiss by kiss (and it should take a minute to get there) you should touch them, so that the kiss, when it arrives, is not the end of a prelude of kisses, but the start of a new sequence. And so on!

Down To Your Toes Kiss: The best turn on is when your partner looks deeply and longingly into your eyes, then reaches their hands for your face, and takes it gently in both hands, and kisses you with a fire that shoots straight down to your toes!

Vampire Kiss: Kiss him on the neck. Slowly start to bite him, or give him a passionate kiss that makes him ask for more. He'll love the feeling when you nibble on his neck.

The Lip Sucking Kiss: After you've been kissing for at least 5 to 10 seconds, ever so slowly pull only about 1/2 an inch away from their lips. Then very gently (with moist lips) go back as if your going to kiss them and suck on their bottom lip instead. Pull away and go for their top lip all in a sensually slow motion! With this kiss you might end up doing more than just kissing, but it all depends how far you the couple want to take it!

The Make Up Kiss: Do this kiss when you and your lover are mad at each other. Go to him/her , don't say a word, just undress him/her . Kiss him/her from head to " ... everywhere you want to ... " and just give him/her all the loving he/she needs.


Is it ok ?


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Được dirosemimi sửa chữa / chuyển vào 13:53 ngày 26/02/2003

HOW TO STAY YOUNG(George Carlin)

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop," And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
If I could wrap love in a ribbon, it would be my gift to you.....
posted by ngoc_thiet_la_ngoc on 22:07 , 25/02/2003
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Được NangsaiGon chuyển vào ngày 26/02/2003
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Được nangsaigon sửa chữa / chuyển vào 09:52 ngày 26/02/2003
Được nangsaigon sửa chữa / chuyển vào 11:26 ngày 26/02/2003

A book of love
*Love at first sight may be all right, but it might be wise to take a second look.
*Kindness is the ability to love people more than they really deserve.
*You can give without loving, but you can't love without giving
*Happiness is a healthy mantal attitude , a grateful spirit, a clear conscience, and a heart full of love.
*We have just religion to make us hate , but not enough to make us love one another
*You can always get someone to love you even if you have to do it yourself.
*Love is the quest, marriage the conquest, divorce the inquest.
*Love is the wisdom of the fool and the olly of the wise.
*if thou must love me, let it be for naught.Except for love's sake only.
*Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
*Love rules the court, the camp, the grove, And men below, and saints above; For love is heaven, and heaven is love.
*Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
*Love is a little word; people make it big.
*To love others makes us happy; to love ourselvs make us lonely.
*Love is sharing a part of yourself with others.
*True love doesn't consist of holding hands- it consists of holding hearts.
*Of all human passions love is the strongest, for it attacks, simultaneously the head, the heart, and the senses.
*Love quickens all the senses - except common sense.
*It's much wiser to love the neighbor than his wife.
*Don't underestimate love at first sight. Many of us might not pass a second inspection.
*True love doesn't have a happy ending; true love doesn't have an ending.
*There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls, and women.
*Love may be blind but it seems to find it's way around.
*Love is s fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in the water of adversity and grief.
*Love is the fairest flower that blooms in God's garden.
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One morning, you wake up and realize that you don't have much time left in your life, what will you do? Try the best to live happily? or to make others joyful...and do whatever you regretted you didn't have a chance to try it? Are all dying people thinking like that? I don't know...but I know one thing for sure, I want to be loved and be remembered....
Tican

WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE AN "ASIAN"

(The NEW List from the 1st to 1.5 Generation Perspective)
1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance.
3. You have more than one-college degrees, especially more than one
Master's.
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano
5. You have a vinyl table clothe on your kitchen table
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack
11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times
12. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage
13. You have a rice cooker
14. You're a wok user
15. You fight over who pays the dinner bill
16. Your don't dry-clean cloths, even if they need to be dry-cleaned
17. You iron your own shirts
18. You like congee (Zhou1) with thousand year old eggs Song1Hua1
19. You use cre*** cards, and pay monthly bills in full
20. You keep most of your money in a savings account
21. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off
22. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water
23. You hate to waste food
24. a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to
throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them
b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one
leftover chicken wing
25. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but
carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars
26. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses
27. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them
28. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/con***ioner bottles and
little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel
29. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in
plastic packets, which you "save" every time you get take out or go to
McDonald's.
30. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel
means any car ride longer than 15 minutes)
31. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table
32. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself
33. When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding
the dance floor trying to look cool.
34. Your house/apt. is always cold in winter, and hot in summer
35. Your mom drives her Mercedes to Price Club, or Shoppers Food
Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if Safeway is next door.
36. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling
Directory Assistance costs 50 cents
37. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends
38. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
39. You never call your parents just to say hi.
40. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
41. You use a colored face cloth every morning
42. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
43. You've joined a CD club at least once
44. You never discuss your love life with your parents
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
45. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends.
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1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs I'm just not
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. I don't major in these
3. You have more than one-college degrees, especially more than one
Master's. I haven't had any
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano I can't play any
5. You have a vinyl table clothe on your kitchen table I dont
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil It was. Once
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it It does
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks I beat eggs with.... many things
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door Sometimes
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack I don't do this
11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times I don't
12. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage True
13. You have a rice cooker Also true
14. You're a wok user What's a wok?
15. You fight over who pays the dinner bill Sometimes
16. Your don't dry-clean cloths, even if they need to be dry-cleaned I don't even know what is dry_clean
17. You iron your own shirts I dont wear shirt anymore
18. You like congee (Zhou1) with thousand year old eggs Song1Hua1 Have no idea what is this ??!?
19. You use cre*** cards, and pay monthly bills in full I havent paid the bills for 3 months
20. You keep most of your money in a savings account Well, true
21. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off Never buy chrismas card
22. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water Depends on the weather
23. You hate to waste food Yes
24. a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to
throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them sometimes
b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one
leftover chicken wing
25. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but
carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars
26. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses No
27. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them Never
28. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/con***ioner bottles and
little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel
29. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in
plastic packets, which you "save" every time you get take out or go to
McDonald's. I hate Mc Donald's
30. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel
means any car ride longer than 15 minutes)
31. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table where else??
32. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself maybe he's right
33. When you go to a dance party, there is a wall of guys surrounding
the dance floor trying to look cool. I only see girls or maybe I only want to
34. Your house/apt. is always cold in winter, and hot in summer Sometimes the opposite
35. Your mom drives her Mercedes to Price Club, or Shoppers Food
Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if Safeway is next door. My mom doesn't have a Mercedes
36. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling
Directory Assistance costs 50 cents True
37. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends Not always true
38. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. True
39. You never call your parents just to say hi. True again
40. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS! They're the best
41. You use a colored face cloth every morning
42. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places. Well
43. You've joined a CD club at least once I wanted to but
44. You never discuss your love life with your parents Why should I
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
45. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends. Maybe
Maybe I'm not "Asian" that much.
Welcome to BrFC
Được baixinho sửa chữa / chuyển vào 00:35 ngày 13/03/2003

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Some of these are excellent ... don't miss the last one!!
Q: Are you ***ually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
________________________________________
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
________________________________________
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
________________________________________
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've
forgotten?
_____________________________________
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
______________________________________
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
________________________________________
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
_________________________________________
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
_________________________________________
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
__________________________________________
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
__________________________________________
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
________________________________________
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
________________________________________
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
_______________________________________
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
____________________________________________
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
___________________________________________
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
__________________________________________
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
___________________________________________
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
__________________________________________
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
__________________________________________
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Hey, i was searching the Net and found out something that might be useful for some guys..
What common words, phrases and sounds actually mean, when a woman says them...
Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
Nothing: This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".
Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
Soft Sighs: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that you can actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to so and so about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days.
Oh (as the lead to a sentence): Usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them.
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
Please Do: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome.
Thanks a lot: This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".
I hope this clears up any misunderstandings...
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HOW TO TELL IF GIRLS LIKE GUYS
1. They always talk about the different varieties or guys.
2. They stare at you with a smile on their face.
3. They always seem to be talking about how nice you are.
4. They laugh at all your jokes.
5. They ask you who you like, continuously.
6. They talk to your friends a lot.
7. They always are flirting with every other guy, except you.
8. They always try to make you jealous.
9. They beg you to do everything for them.
10. They always ask you what to do in a bad situation.
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HOW TO TELL IF GUYS LIKE GIRLS
1. The guy will be nice to you.
2.He will pretend to be in the way when you pass by.
3. He might make fun of you.
4. He''ll want to be your friend.
5.He might complimment you on your hair, even if you wear it that way everyday.
6. He''ll stick up for you.
7. He will start hangin out with your friends.
8. He''ll flirt with you.
9. He''ll call you for no good reason.
10. He''ll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face.

The Holy Alphabet
Although things are not perfect
Because of trial or pain
Continue in thanksgiving
Do not begin to blame
Even when the times are hard
Fierce winds are bound to blow
God is forever able
Hold on to what you know
Imagine life without His love
Joy would cease to be
Keep thanking Him for all the things
Love imparts to thee
Move out of "Camp Complaining"
No weapon that is known
On earth can yield the power
Praise can do alone
Quit looking at the future
Redeem the time at hand
Start every day with worship
To "thank" is a command
Until we see Him coming
Victorious in the sky
We''ll run the race with gratitude
Xalting God most high
Yes, there''ll be good times and yes some will be bad, but...
Zion waits in glory....where none are ever sad!

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