Con trai va nhung loi khuyen cho con gai

A Man .....
If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;
If you Don't, he says you are PROUD.
If you DRESS Nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;
If you Don't, he says you are from mainland china.
If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;
If you keep QUIET, he says you are no BRAINS.
If you are SMARTER than him, he'll Lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than you, he is GREAT.
If you donĂƯt Love him, he Tries to POSSESS you;
If you Love him, he will try to LEAVE you.
If you donĂƯt Let him KISS you, he says you don't Love him;
If you let him KISS you, he says you are CHEAP.
If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
If you Don't, he says that you donĂƯt TRUST him
If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.
If you BREAK your PROMISE, you Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If you do WELL in your Exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does Well, it's BRAINS.
If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.


Va` nhung loi khuyen cho con gai:1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is *****ggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.




Tomorrow is another day

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