Daily English.

What a ****ing complainant !

MT "I was laughing at your comment."

TP "So, you did not get it?"

MT " 'fraid not. I know what tennis elbow is, but not its hidden meaning."

TP "Want me to draw it out for you?"

MT "No, thank you. It must be something that boys do."

TP "Not really. Something that girls do as well."

MT "Well then, what is it?"

TP "It's called a yankee or rosy palm."

MT "Rosy what ? is that a girl's name ?"

TP "Not really. Choke the chicken, beat the meat, you know? Do I have to spell it out?"

MT "No, I think we should leave it at that."

TP "Me too. Somethings are best left unsaid."

Dude, I am not the only one ...

Well ?

My face is turning blue from waiting.

TP "When do I get to see your post?"

MT "Well, I am kind of busy, so I've put it on the back burner."

TP "You actually cook it?"

MT "No, silly. You know what I mean."

TP "Sure, do. Should I expect it tomorrow?"

MT "Don't hold your breath because my boss is breathing down my neck right now."

TP "Are you late again on your report?"

MT "I am never late, that's why I am busy with this report."

TP "Got you. Mean while I will try to post something meaningful for you."

MT "Whatever suits you."

TP "How about a rumor that you date your boss?"

MT "You do that and I will kick your @ss in a trice."

TP "So whom are you dating now?"

MT "Keep you nose out of my business."

TP "Ok. So what subject should I write about?"

MT "Anything but the tennis elbow."

It's really a funny conversation.

I am glad that you enjoyed it.

Laughter is the best medicine!

i love this topic!!!

Daily English
Together with: Tphat2009

No. WORD -Meaning

1 Freak: to become suddenly angry or afraid, especially so that you cannot control your behavior

Freak out: to become very anxious, upset or afraid, or make someone very anxious, upset or afraid

2 Hold your horses!
 Used to tell someone to do something more slowly or carefully

3 ****!
a. **** you!: used to show that you are very angry at something or someone, or that you do not care about them at all

b. **** me! : Used when you think something is surprising or impressive

c. Go **** yourself/himself/themselves! : Used to show you are very angry with someone

d. **** around:

- To waste time or behave in a silly or careless way
- **** somebody around/ about: to make someone angry or annoyed by wasting their time
e. **** off: to go away – used especially to tell someone to go away in an extremely rude way
f. **** somebody over: to treat someone very badly
g. **** up:
- **** somebody up: to make someone very unhappy and confused so that they cannot live normally or have normal relationship
- **** up: to make a mistake or do something badly

h. **** with somebody: to annoy someone or make them angry

****ing (a): used to emphasize that you are angry or annoyed

4 Don’t give a hoot/ don’t care two hoot: to not care at all about someone or something

Be a hoot: to be very funny or amusing

5 Darn (a) used to emphasize how bad, stupid, unfair etc someone or something is (=damn)

6 Hang on to something: to keep something

7 Tell you what! : This is what I think.

8 BP: blood pressure

9 Hear something on the grapevine: to hear about something because the information has been passed from one person to another in conversation.

10 Slamming customers ( hic, hiểu tiếng việt, nhưng không biết diễn đạt tiếng anh thế nào)
11 Have a crush on something: have a strong feeling of romantic love for someone, especially one that a young person has for someone older who they do not know well.

12 Absurd (a) : completely stupid or unreasonable

13 Put out: upset or offended

14 Stray dog (n) is dog that is lost or has no home.

15 I will never reveal my sources

16 - Be laughing all the way to the bank: make a lot of money without making much effort.
- Not know whether to laugh or cry: to feel upset or annoyed about something bad that has happened, but also to see that there is something funny about it.

17 Upbeat: positive and making you feel that good things will happen
You’re surprisingly upbeat! Mày thật là đáng ngạc nhiên.

18 Live off somebody/something: to get your income or food from a supply of money or from another person. (sống dựa dẫm vào ai/ cái gì)

19 Stud: a man who has a lot of ***ual partners and who is very proud of his ***ual ability.
20 Nanny: a woman whose job is to take care of the children in a family, usually in the family’s own home.

21 Sugar daddy: a rich usually middle-aged or old man who bestows expensive gifts on a young person in return for companionship or ***ual favors

22 Gold digger: a woman who seeks money and expensive gift from men

23 Kick the bucket: die, expire, perish, pass away, buy it

24 Double date: a date in which two couples participate

25 Sandwich job:

26 On the pill: taking birth control pills (dung thuốc tránh thai) s

27 Nerd: kẻ xấu xí, kẻ ngu ngốc

28 I am game:

29 To be on a dare

30 Put something on back burner: gác điều gì qua một bên
31 In a trice: trong nháy mắt

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