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Chữ boner cũng có nghĩa là lỗi lầm "ngớ ngẩn" nữa. Người đọc có thể không hiểu rõ bác dùng ý nào. Muốn chắc ăn thì dùng chữ woody.


Câu của bác đồng nghĩa nhưng tớ không dùng được vi câu trả lời sau đó.

Không hiểu bên tiếng VN có câu nào tương tự không bác ?

Bác Trang đâu ? Viết vài đoạn cho bà con xem chơi.

WOMEN & SHOPING

Rachel
Guess what?

Ross
You got a job?

Rachel
Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.

Ross
And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

Rachel
You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!

Ross

How'd you pay for them?

Rachel
Uh, cre*** card.

Ross
And who pays for that?

Rachel
Um... my... father.

Ross
C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.

Rachel
I know that. That's why I was getting married.
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Woody sounds dull. Prefer 'stiffy'

Shopping

Ross "So, who is the young stud, anyone I know?"

Rachel "Don't think so. I was working for him a while back."

Ross "You mean Jack, but I thought he's married."

Rachel "No, not Jack. You don't know this guy. I worked for him as a nanny."

Ross "Yeah, I do know him. Isn't that the old guy whose wife left him for the butler?"

Rachel "Yep. That's him. I've found my sugar daddy."

Ross "Gold digger. He's older than your dad."

Rachel "The older the better. He's going to kick the bucket soon. And it will all be mine."

Ross "Can I work for you as a nanny ?"

Rachel "No way, Jose. I don't plan on sharing him with anyone else."

@tphat: lovely, seems you and I are duelists on stage. But the big difference is, I just copied and pasted from elswhere, so not as creative as you are

WOMEN & KISSES & XXX

Rachel:
What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it

Ross:
Yeah, right!.......serious?

Rachel:
Oh, yeah! Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

Ross:
Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. And it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket. The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.

RACHEL: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.

Thì cũng như bác ngồi nói chuyện với người khác thôi. Chỉ khác nhau là bác đóng 2 vai một lúc.



WOMEN & KISSES & XXX

Rachel "My man knows how to kiss. You can tell he really loves me."

Sandy "Really ? How can you tell with his wrinkled lips?"

Rachel "Well, he looks into my eyes, whispers in my ears, and bites my neck softly."

Sandy "Softly ? Because he was not wearing his denture! That why all you got for spending a night with him was a nasty hickey."

Rachel "Very funny. But he is not like young men I met. Wham, bang, thank you mam."

Sandy "So he cuddles?"

Rachel "Definitely."

Sandy "Maybe he was too weak to move after all the kissing ?"

Rachel "Well, at least he knows where to kiss."

Sandy "Sure, on the neck. That is all he can do."

Rachel "No. He does Australian kiss."

Sandy "What the hell is that?"

Rachel "Well, it's like a French kiss, but down under."

Sandy "That's gross."

Rachel "Well, whatever turns him on."

Sandy "You two are a pair of sick puppies."

Interesting, he goes downtown! . Your version is kind of dark, haha.


SAD PART


Charlie:
Rose, honey. We spent one night together and it was very nice but…

Rose:
What was your favourite part?

Charlie:
Yea? Uh, but see, I’m not looking for a relationship right now. So, maybe you should find someone who can give you the attention you want… need… deserve… require.

Rose:
Are you saying we should see other people?

Charlie:
Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying. You have so much love to give and somewhere out there is a guy who… can take it.

Rose:
Well, there is this one guy…

Charlie:
He sounds perfect, ask him out.

Rose:
That seems kinda forward, don’t you think?

Charlie:
No, come on, women ask guys out all the time. What they don’t do is handcuff themselves to the refrigerator when he says it’s time to go home.

Rose:
I’m so worried he’s not going to like me.

Charlie:
He’s going to love you, Rose. Just go out, have a great time, and don’t come on too strong or show that you are clingy too early

You mean dirty ?

You love to watch sitcoms, don't you?

Not dirty, straight


EDUCATION


Dad: What are you reading?

Son: Some magazine called Sports Illustrated. But it’s mostly ladies in bathing suits.

Dad: Son, sit down, sit.

Son: Am I in trouble?

Dad: No, no. It’s perfectly natural for you to be interested in women’s bodies.

Son: Great, I’ll be in my room.

Dad: Wait. Let’s, let’s talk a minute here. I don’t mind you looking at these pictures but it’s important that you know what they mean. Okay, first of all, real women don’t look like this. These pictures have been retouched and airbrushed so that the women look like they’re perfect, but they’re really not.

Son: Then why don’t they use regular women?

Dad: My point is that these women are three dimensional human beings. They’re not just *** objects. Some women choose to, er, to make their breasts larger uh, with, uh, with what’s called surgical implants.

Son: Why?

Dad: Uh, well, they think bigger is better.

Son: I can see that.

Dad: What really matters is what’s inside a person. See, that’s the lesson here. Do you get what I’m saying?

Son: I think so.

Dad: You’re sure? There’s nothing to be embarrassed about, I mean, do you have any questions?

Son: Just one.

Dad: Fire away.
Son: Can I have my magazine back?

Dad: Sure, you can have it after I finish reading it.

Son: Okay. But should I tell mom you take my magazine?

Dad: No, don't do that. Women don't understand these things.

Son: Why don't they?

Dad: Well, women don't like their men looking at other women.

Son: Why is that?

Dad: That's the way they are. Take your mom, for instance. She hates it when I look at other women, especially the younger one.

Son: I know that. She told me you gawk at them youngsters.

Dad: I don't gawk, I look. There is a difference.

Son: Whatever. But what do you tell her when you gawk, no, I mean when you look?

Dad: Well, I tell her that even though I am on diet, it does not mean I can not look at the menu.

Son: What does that mean 'on diet'?

Dad: I will tell you more about dieting when you are older.

Son: Dad, I am old enough to know these things.

Dad: Let's face it, son. You are only five years old.