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Các bác từ từ, em nó còn đang làm báo cáo cuối năm...thư thư cho em nó còn thở

Nhân viên dưới quyền đâu ? Đưa cho họ làm.

Khổ, bác đứng trên nóc nhà còn nhìn thấy người dưới, em ngồi ở tầng hầm thì thấy mô?

If one is not the lead dog then the view is always the same.

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Great quote, học hỏi ... học hỏi...


Make up, break up...

Charlie:
Hey, Lees, sorry I’m late.

Lisa:
Hey… How many times did you change your shirt before you left the house?

Charlie:
I wanted to look pretty for you.

Lisa:
You’re such a girl.

Charlie:
Thanks, you too. It’s good to see you.

Lisa:
It’s good to see you, too.

Charlie:
So, you wanna just blow this place and get a room?

Lisa:
I can’t.

Charlie:
Why not?

Lisa:
I’m getting married.

Charlie:
Yea, ha ha, me too.

Lisa:
I’m not kidding.

Charlie:
You can’t do that. You love me.

Lisa:
That’s not the point. I’m tired of doing this dance of death with you. Hooking up, breaking up, making up.

Charlie:
That’s not a dance of death, that’s the circle of life.

Lisa:
It may be your life, but it’s not mine. Not anymore. I’m moving on.

Charlie:
To what?

Lisa:
To settling down, to having a family, to not having my heart constantly broken by a man who refuses to grow up.

Charlie:
And that would be me?

Lisa:
Yes, you, you big ass.

Charlie:
But the *** was awesome though, right?

Lisa:
Yes, it was. But there’s more to relationships…

Charlie:
Is it awesome with your fiancé?

Lisa:
None of your business.

Charlie:
It’s not, is it?

Lisa:
God, why did I call you?

Charlie:
I’ll tell you why. Because, in your heart, you know you are about to make a huge mistake and you want me to talk you out of it.

Lisa:
No, I was hoping you and I could have some closure.

Charlie:
Well, then I refer you back to my suggestion that we blow this place and get a room.

Lisa:
Same old Charlie.

Charlie:
What if I wasn’t? Would you still be marrying this clown?

Lisa:
Charlie, you’ll never change. Look at you, a grown man who can’t even commit to long pants.

Charlie:
Hey, I can commit to long pants, I was just focused on the shirt today. And for your information, I’ve gone through changes like
you wouldn’t believe since the last time we were together.

Lisa: Really? How’d that happen?

Charlie:
You know, communication, self-reflection, personal growth, crap like that. The important thing is, I now have a much deeper
appreciation for what do you call them, tra***ional values.

Lisa:
“Tra***ional values?” This from a guy who offered my sister a car if she’d come to bed with us?

Charlie:
It was a joke and I was drunk. But still, it shows a yearning for family.

Lisa:
Okay, this is going nowhere.

Charlie:
Lisa, wait. I’m, I’m, I’m sorry. I don’t want you to not be in my life anymore. I’d like us to be friends.

Lisa:
I’d like that, too.

Charlie:
Good. So, when are you getting married?

Lisa:
We haven’t set a date. We’re gonna talk about it when Bo gets back from New York on Monday.

Charlie:
So, you’re all alone for Thanksgiving?
Lisa:
Yea, why?


Charlie: ....

Work



Bob "What's up Kent?"

Kent "Same old, same old."

Bob "Ready for Friday's party."

Kent "Man, I don't even have time to think about that party. I am up to my neck for the year-end report."

Bob "I thought you have Susan to help you out?"

Kent "She is out sick. And I can't type as good as she does."

Bob "Maybe I can help you out. I am done with all my reports."

Kent "How did you manage that? I work more than ten hours a day and still can't see if it will get done by Friday."

Bob "A wise man once said 'show me a manager who works more than eight hours a day, I will show you a bad manager.' "

Kent "Wise ass! I am an office worker not a manager."

Bob "You don't say."

Kent "Are you going to help me out or not?"

Bob "Sure, I'll help you out. But under one con***ion."

Kent "Now what?"

Bob "Hook me up with your friend Betty and we can double date this Friday."

Kent "Love to, but she's a vaginarian."

Bob "I don't care what she eats, I just need a date for this party."

Kent "Are you deaf, she is a lesbo, a vaginarian. Get it?"

Bob "You are one sick bastard. Forget about the report."

Kent "Hold on, I can still hook you up with another girl."

Bob "Sure?"

Kent "Sure! Now, about this report......"

Bob "It is already done."

Kent "I am serious, man."

Bob "I am, too. Susan just called me and said the report is on her desk. She told me to give it to you."

Kent "Why didn't you say so? I worked my as* of for nothing."

Bob "Work smarter, not harder."

từ " double date" là ngoài linh vực WORK nha.

Hoho, Crappy new year


Going down ...


Rose:
How come it’s so dark in here?

Charlie:
Do you have any idea how much electricity costs?

Rose:
No.

Charlie:
I didn’t either, but it turns out it’s quite a racket.

Rose:
Listen, I know you’re going through a tough time and I really want to help you out. So, please take this… [Holds out a cheque.]

Charlie:
[laughs] This is a cashier’s cheque. Where did you get a cashier’s cheque?

Rose:
From my Dad’s bank, silly.

Charlie:
Your dad owns a bank?

Rose:
Well, not all by himself. Me and my brother and sister own 49%.

Charlie:
Really? What about your mom?

Rose:
She doesn’t have a bank.

Charlie:
I see.

Rose:
She’s in oil.

Charlie:
So, you really have…

Rose:
Yep, more than God.

Charlie:
Huh.

Rose:
Didn’t figure that when you dumped me, did you?

Charlie:
Rose, it wouldn’t have mattered.

Rose:
I know. That’s one of the things I love about you. You discard women regardless of their financial status.
Charlie:
Thanks. But I can’t take this.

Rose:
You think I’m crazy, don’t you?

Charlie:
Well…

Rose:
My dad and brother said I was crazy but I think that was just to form a power block to squeeze me off the Board of Directors.

Charlie:
Shame on them.

Rose:
I told them that you’d help me if I needed it. I mean, you’re the first guy I’ve ever met who hasn’t cared about my money. Who
slept with me because he was drunk, not because I was rich. [tearful] I only wanted to help you because I thought that we were friends. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I am crazy.

Charlie:
No, no, Rose, it’s fine. I am your friend. And if it means that much to you, I’ll take the money.

Rose:
Oh, thank you Charlie, how can I ever repay you?

Charlie:
Don’t worry about it. And I will pay you back.

Love! ( comes from Tphat's idea)

A: What’s up!

B: I am heading over heels in love with our boss.

A: Shut up!

B: Well, sounds like crazy, but I’ve started dating him since last week. I only found out this stupid thing yesterday when he gave me a kiss. Feeling like he does love me with his whole heart.

A: Hell's bell! You are damn making a very big mistake. You cannot love your boss in this company.

B: Got it! Got it! But what am I supposed to do if “this” comes from my deep-down heart. I don’t know. …

A: Damn it! Do you get what I am saying? If you love that guy, you will be lost into big troubles. Do you know how many gals has he have ever loved? And do you know who have been dumped by him?

B: For god shake! I am sure as hell scared. But I….

A: Those gals would be your pearls of wisdom, you must study a lot from them. Anyway,that is a hell of loving our boss. He’s not my style.

B: ( silent)

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