Daily English.

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Whatever suits you.

Girl: Good morning, I’m late for school. I don’t have time for breakfast

Uncle: at least take a muffin

Girl: thank you, uncle Carlos

Aunt: Kind of warm for a sweatshirt, isn’t it?

Girl: Oh, It gets really cold in the classroom.

Aunt: Mm. Stop. Lift it up.

Uncle: Gaby…………

Aunt: Girls who spend an hour for makeup do not wear baggy sweatshirts. Lift it.

…..
Aunt: well, that oughta heat up the classroom. Go and chance

Girl: Gaby, what’s your problem? All the girls in my classroom dress like this.

Aunt: that’s why your school nurse is an obstetrician. Wear something else.

Girl: gine. I will borrow one of your tops. It might be exciting for it to go someplace besides the supermarket.

Daughter: Oh, snap

Aunt: Hey, you I can hit. … (talk to husband) Do you see what I have to put up with?

Uncle: It was just a shirt.

Aunt: Yeah? And when she came home past curfew, it was just 40 minutes. And when she took money from my purse, it was just $5. Why do you usually make an excuse for her?

Uncle: She has a sad life. Her mom’s in jail, her dad walked out

Aunt: yes yes, one dead dog away from countryside… I don’t care

Uncle : well….

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Let's check my collection!

Uncle "Well, let's see how you used to dress when you were in highschool. Bell bottom jeans, flowery shirt with shirt tails tied into a knot."

Aunt "Well, what's wrong with that?"

Uncle "Not a darn thing. Except you were in the liberal movement. No bra underneath. Which made me wonder if the weather was cold back then."

Aunt "Was that all you saw in me?"

Uncle "Kind of"

Good job!

Em đang ngồi nghĩ tiếp đoạn của bác tự phạt, nhưng mà nghĩ ra cái quickie và longie thì bậy quá nên ngừng

Đã quickie thì thêm yankee cho đủ bộ. []

Bác đừng viết quá "chi tiết" thì chắc mod không xóa bài đâu.

ủa , Yankee theo mình được biết Là "bọn người phương Bắc'. Xem Gone with the wind thấy thế
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sao lại còn có nghĩa gì nữa à? lạ nhỉ?

Yankee is like a quickie but you do it yourself.

Đây là chơi chữ lấy từ động từ yank (jerk).

A: what is this?

B: Bacon and cheese burrito

A: You couldn’t find any croissants or pain au chocolat?

B: Sweetie, we’re at a motor lodge on the interstate. I was lucky to find burrito

A: people always talk about the moral hazards of cheating. No one warns you about the food.

(Mm…chuckles)

B; So, you want me to book this place for tomorrow?

A: Mm, sorry, I have an event

B: Oh, wait. You know I think I do, too

(Chuckles)

A: How’s this then? We’ll go to Vegas for the weekend?

B: Las Vegas?

A: Why not?

B: I lose my shirt in the casino, and then we’ll head upstair and you can lose yours
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Đoạn này là một đoạn của 1 đôi sau "longie" và "quickie" đó mấy anh! Chắc không bị mod xoá nhỉ?