Definitions of an intelligent man.

Got any fun or special definition of an intelligent man? Post it here.I'm looking for one.

Hi,
I only have a definition of a not so-intelligent men . :
What do women reaaaally think about men :
Men are like ...
Men are like...Floor tiles. Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.
Men are like... Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like...Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like...Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like...Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like...Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like...Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like...High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like...Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

An intelligent man is like an UFO. We may boast about it, we may hear about it, but in fact, we have never seen it. Its existence is a mystery.
Money is not the most important thing on earth.
Love is.
Fortunately,I LOVE MONEY!

Oh, an intelligent man, I had heard about him. He has a head (not sure bigger than ours), two eyes, a nose, two legs, two hands ... But I'm sure that he wouldn't said so stupid words than I did in this topic.
No hope, no lost

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