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giữ thêm mảnh đất nữa, pà con thông cảm nha!

Dạ kính thưa toàn thể quan viên nhiều họ!!!
Em tên là : Nguyễn Thanh Huyền
YM là: queenbeenguyen@yahoo.com
Gender: Female (100%)
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oh, guy ! dont think it so seriously ! i''''m just kidding . i''''m very bad at translating from vietnamese into E. so i hope u can understand what i write here. i think that it''''s so easy to find a short-funny-story, copy it then paste it here. why dont u write down here any expressions or idioms related to your story? that make everybody understand your story clearly . what do u think about my suggestion ?
Được fan_fan0102 sửa chữa / chuyển vào 09:17 ngày 12/06/2007

Spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
is this idiom suitable???

Spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
is this idiom suitable???
hic hic hic Lực bất tòng tâm hả em
Đã già lại còn thíc xung phong

chính xác đoá, suitable cho việc sis Trang và e cố mãi mà k vote 5* cho cheetah và fan_fan í

thanks !
this''s a next story. i think it''s really funny.
A traffic cop stopped a car for erratic driving and ordered the driver to undergo an alcohol contents test. The driver obeyed, and the device showed an excessive level of alcohol.
"You device is out of order," the driver said. "My wife doesn''''t drink at all. Try on her."
The cop agreed, but the device showed alcohol presence in wife''''s blood as well.
"You see?" the driver said. "It''''s a bad device."
"No, just your wife is drunk as well," the cop insisted.
"Then try on my kid, he certainly doesn''''t drink."
The couple produced a tiny sleeping child, woke him, and made him to go through the alcohol test. Again, the device showed high level of alcohol in blood.
"D''''you see now?" the driver said. "Wrong device.''''
The cop apologized and let the car through.
As they drove away, the husband said with a glee, "Ha! Have you swallowed it? And you kept saying ''''Don''''t give vodka to the kid, don''''t give him vodka!"
** what the intelligence guys !

Tớ cũng già, tiếng Anh dốt, còn không đủ kiên nhẫn đọc hết topic nữa nhưng vẫn xin tham gia.

The bomb and the pilot
3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up
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