Employment Wanted ...... very very easy :)

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Story 1: Employment Wanted

Who's want to get a "good" job ?
My boss is living in USA. He's shearching a Vietnam people. Can you do it ?
Let't post answer me !
This is a letter from him.

Former Marijuana Smuggler
Having successfully completed a ten year sentence, incident free, for importing 75 tons of marijuana into the United States. I'm now seeking a legal and log male means *****pport myself and my family.

Business Experience
Owned and operated a sucsessful fishing business multi vessel, one airplane, one island and processing facility. Simutaneously owned and operated a fleet of tractor trailer trucks conducting business in the western United States. During this time I also co- owned and participated in the executive level management of 120 people worldwide in a successful pot smugging venture with revenues in exccess
of USS$100 million annually. I took responsbility for my own actions, and received a ten year sentence in the United State while other walked free for their cooperation

Attibutes
I am an expert in all levels of security. I have extensive computer skills, am personable, outgoing, well educated, reliable, clean and sober. I have spoken in school to thousands of kids and parent groups over the past ten years on "the consequences of choice", and received public recognition from the RCMP for community
service. I am well-traveled and speak English, French and Spanish. References avaiable from friends, family, the US District Attomey, etc

Have funs

NTA



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