English Club

Có lẽ trong Tiếng Anh ?oF**k? là một trong những từ ấn tượng và mang nhiêù sắc thái nhất.Nó là một từ kì diệu, vừa miêu tả sự đau đớn,niềm thích thú,sự yêu thương,sự căm ghét.

?of**k? nắm trong rất nhiều pham trù ngữ pháp.Nó thể dùng làm động từ,chủ động ?John f**ked Mary?,lẫn bị động ?oMary was f**ked by John?.Nó có thể là active verb ?oMary doesn''t really give a f**k?;hay là adverb ?oMary is really f**king interested in John?;và là danh từ ?Mary is a terrific f**k?.Nó còn có thể dùng như là một adj ?Mary is f**king beautiful?. Đó chỉ là một số ít trong sự linh hoạt của ?o?f**k?.

Bên cạnh hàm ý về ********, ?of**k? còn dùng để miêu tả một số tình huống:
Nó có thể dùng trong việc miêu tả một số bộ fận cơ thể - "He''s a f**king asshole."
Dùng trong việc chỉ giờ - "It''s five f**king thirty."
Dùng trong công việc - "How did I end up with this f**king job?" và còn trong nhiều tình huống khó nói khác?


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Đây là một bang từ vựng có giá trị:
Greetings : "How the f**k are you?"
Fraud : "I got f**ked by the car dealer."
Dismay : "Oh, f**k it."
Trouble : "Hell, I guess I''m f**ked now."
Aggression : "f**k you."
Disgust : "f**k me."
Confusion : "What the f**k...?"
Difficulty : "I don''t understand this f**king business."
Despair : "f**ked again."
Exasperation : "For f**k''s sake."
Enjoyment : "This is f**king great."
Hostility : "I''m going to knock your f**king head off."
Stupi***y : "Geir Bergerud is a f**kwad!"
Incompetence : "He''s such a f**k-up."
Ignorance : "f**k if I know."
Displeasure : "What the f**k is going on here?"
Lost : "Where the f**k are we?"
Disbelief : "Unf**kingbelievable!"
Retaliation : "Up your f**king ass."
Surprise : "F**kin A!"
Surprise : "Well, I''ll be f**ked."
Suspicion : "What the f**k are you doing?"
Contempt : "F**k you and the horse you rode in on!"
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So what so f***king what
Có những nụ cười làm ta xao xuyến

That''s what I called bulsh*t
hmmm gd

damn so ****
he he he
Tiền không có
Tình không có
Ngồi trong xó
Nhục như con chó

she f**king hate me...hix hix
I dunt kare who u r ... I dunt kare where u r from... I dunt kare wat u did ... I dunt kare how much u love me... I dunt kare ... dunt kare..!!! but I khoai' You

This is f**king great
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Một số mẩu đối thoại hay :
He said . . . I don''t now why you wear a bra; you''ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don''t you?
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He said . . .. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .. . . That''s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while sit on the sofa!
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He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said .... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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On a wall in a ladies room . . ."My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . . ." I do not"
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Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
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Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
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Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don''t know; it has never happened.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what''s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what''s in bed and go to the fridge.
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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They''re married.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don''t you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn''t you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I''d get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she''s left-handed.
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: ****.
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TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sum on the floor?
BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for "water"?
BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO"!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it''s H to O!
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TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct! Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Balgobin!
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je ne sais pas

It was **** cool

Teppy