English for FRIENDS - FRIENDS"CLUB ( the 5th floor)

HÔ HÔ, KHÔNG NGỜ MÌNH BỊ RÌNH RẬP.
NGUY HIỂM QUÁ TRỜI....RUN RUN

Hii, đấy đâu gọi là "rình rập" chị... E "đường đường chính chính" mờ... ^.^
Hum wa chị về sớm quá, kô ở lại cùng e để support e làm thành một đội. E một mình, xong lại bị ngậm hột thị...
Hú hồn! Xí hổ quá trời.... hiehie...
Hnay nắng nhỉ cả nhà... Nhà mình có chuyện j hay hay, hài hài kể đi cho cả nhà nghe... E còn hóng hớt với ạ!
Iu iu... Hav'' a nice day to all!

** Suicide
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I''''m hanging myself." "You''''re supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn''''t breathe.
**Human race
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"
The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"
The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side."
***Question Of Height
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can''''t stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor''''s office and tells him that she wants to file a ***ual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What''''s wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "He''''s a midget!"
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I wish to be peaceful or relaxed but i cannot. I am so stressful these days. What should i do know?

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oh woman !

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That''s why man loves beer !
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à, đơn giản, làm theo cách này nhé: chạy ra đường cao tốc, đường 5 hay cao tốc pháp vân chẳng hạn, nhắm mắt lại và chạy ngược chiều, vừa chạy vừa ước " I wish to have a peaceful place!!!" ...
Hãy thật thành tâm lời ước sẽ thành hiện thực ngay.
Lời khuyên chân thành từ một người bạn!
J

^_^ còn một tin vui nữa nhé.
bạn yến club mình thắng giải nhất gameshow đối mặt trên vtv 3 nữa
Giải thưởng tất cả hình như cũng chỉ ...khoảng 20tr thôi thì phải
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to minhtrang86_vn: Xin loi chi .]

- du lịch
- đi xe máy lang thang quoanh HN
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Enjoy , Friends!
(double click or open below link to see)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY-BY4YNs0o&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdantri%2Ecom%2Evn%2Fc135%2Fs135%2D321529%2Fsusan%2Dboyle%2Dtiep%2Dtuc%2Dco%2Dthem%2Ddoi%2Dthu%2Ehtm&feature=player_embedded
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