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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 ** for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 **.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 ** and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn''t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 **. Wake up."



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Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates''s daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case... ok."
Next, Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok."
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates''s son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case... ok."
This is how business is done!!!

I applied one similar to this story in my work, got good result. little fun as realize this one here. Voted bemytthm 5 *
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Voted haiyen0605 5* on this story. This is very fun and realistic specially , haiyen0605 must be the character when she was a baby.
Được haha1080 sửa chữa / chuyển vào 11:13 ngày 05/07/2009

Voted Lie 5 * vì đầu trò Homorous Story Club

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said.
?oMommy, I have to pee.?
The mother said to the little boy, ?oIt?Ts not appropriate to say the
word ?~peê?T in church. From now on when you have to ?~peê?T just tell me
that you have to whisper.?
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father,
: ?oDaddy, I have to whisper.?
The father looked at him and said,
?oOkay, why don?Tt you whisper in my ear.?
be careful,young father
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An old woman came into her doctor''s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they''re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I''ve been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here''s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson''s office. "Doctor, I don''t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I''m doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we''ve fixed your sinuses, we''ll work on your hearing!!!"


to be funnier, i appreciate to make a funny story by yourself abt those who ''re in the club

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