foot in mouth - plain English campaign.

Rumsfeld wins â?~Foot in Mouthâ?T prize



Plain English Campaign baffled by defense chiefâ?Ts comment






LONDON, Dec. 1 â?" A particularly curious statement by U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeldâ?Ts at a press briefing won him an unexpected honor on Monday. Rumsfeld, usually renowned for his uncompromising tough talking, was awarded the â?oFoot in Mouthâ? award for a baffling message which probably left his audience in the dark, Britainâ?Ts Plain English Campaign said.
 
â?oREPORTS THAT say something hasnâ?Tt happened are interesting to me, because as we know, there are known unknowns; there are things we know we know,â? Rumsfeld told the briefing.       â?oWe also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns â?" the ones we donâ?Tt know we donâ?Tt know.â?       John Lister, spokesman for the campaign which strives to have public information delivered in clear, straightforward English, said, â?oWe think we know what he means. But we donâ?Tt know if we really know.â?       Rumsfeld, whose boss President Bush is often singled out by language critics for his sometimes unusual use of English, took the booby prize ahead of a bizarre effort from actor-turned politician Arnold Schwarzenegger.       â?oI think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman,â? was the odd statement from the new California governor.       Previous holders of the award include U.S. actress Alicia Silverstone and British chancellor Gordon Brown. Last yearâ?Ts winner was actor Richard Gere.

Previous winners:
2002: Actor Richard Gere who said: ''I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe and somebody said I was a snake, I''d think ''No, actually I am a giraffe.''''
2001: Artist Tracey Emin, who explained ''When it comes to words I have a uniqueness that I find almost impossible in terms of art - and it''s my words that actually make my art quite unique.''
2000: Hollywood star Alicia Silverstone for her comments quoted in the Sunday Telegraph.
''I think that [the film] ''Clueless'' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it''s true lightness.''
1999: Former England manager Glenn Hoddle. When asked by Trevor McDonald to explain his controversial comments on people with disabilities, he said:
''I do not believe that. At this moment in time, if that changes in years to come I don''t know, but what happens here today and changes as we go along that is part of life''s learning and part of your inner beliefs. But at this moment in time I did not say them things and at the end of the day I want to put that on record because it has hurt people.''
1998: Cardiff MP Rhodri Morgan. In an interview with BBC Newsnight''s Jeremy Paxman he was asked if he would like to be the labour leader of the new Welsh Assembly. Rhodri replied ''Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?''. After a long puzzled pause Jeremy asked Rhodri if that was Welsh for yes!
1997: Nick Underwood of Teletubbies Marketing explained that ''in life, there are all colours and the Teletubbies are a reflection of that. There are no nationalities in the Teletubbies - they are techno-babies, but they are supposed to reflect life in that sense.''
1996: No winner.
1995: No winner.
1994: Dr Gordon Brown MP for his ''New Economics'' speech. He covered ''ideas which stress the growing importance of international co-operation and new theories of economic sovereignty across a wide range of areas, macro-economics, trade, the environment, the growth of post neo-classical endogenous growth theory and the symbiotic relationships between government and investment in people and infrastructures - a new understanding of how labour markets really work and constructive debate over the meaning and implications of competitiveness at the level of individuals, the firm or the nation and the role of government in fashioning modern industrial policies which focus on nurturing competitiveness.''
1993: Former England cricket boss, Ted Dexter.
Ted desperately tried to explain away another England defeat at the hands of the Australians by saying ''Maybe we are in the wrong sign. Maybe Venus is in the wrong juxtaposition with something else. I don''t know.''
(Although we did not yet have a Foot in Mouth award at the 1991 ceremony, we made a special mention of a quote by United States Vice President Dan Quayle.
''We offer the party as a big tent. How we do that (recognise the big tent philosophy) with the platform, the preamble to the platform or whatnot, that remains to be seen. But that message will have to be articulated with great clarity.'')