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Daddy, how was I born?" Dad answered: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you
will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got
together in a chat room on yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with
your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secured room,
where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said You''ve Got Male!"
(From internet)

nice story, thanks sutubienbong, however, is this 9 months only to take the baby come out? I though on my mine it was 9 months and 10 days?
do you know if the father used any software to make the process faster?

@totruongto3: Very nice question. But, I am sorry I have no idea to answer
@2K:
Reasons for Loving You
You are the light that shines the way
To more than I''d hoped to be
You are the wind behind my sails
That guides me over treacherous sea''s
When rain clouds threaten over head
You are my shelter from the storm
When I am cold and far from home
You are the sun that keeps me warm
When I am lost and can''t find my way
You guide me to a familiar place
When I am sad and without hope
You bring a smile to my face
When I am hurt and need to heal
You care for me in a loving way
When I feel like no one cares
You always know just what to say
When I need to feel your love
You pour your love all over me
When passion consumes my heart and soul
You show me how wonderful life can be
These are just a few of the reasons why
I will love you for all eternity
Make me the happiest man alive
And spend the rest of your life with me
Y
(from Internet)

To You....I Give My Heart
You''re the first thing I think of;
Each morning when I rise.
You''re the last thing I think of;
Each night when I close my eyes.
You''re in each thought I have;
And every breath I take.
My feelings are growing stronger;
With every move I make.
I want to prove how I feel for you;
But that''s the hardest part.
So, I''m giving all I have to give;
To you... I give my heart.
A heart is a very fragile thing;
But I trust it will be, LOVE that you will bring.
God brought us together in his own special way;
Jerry, I want to LOVE you until my dying day.
It''s been magical right from the start;
You are a gift from the Lord above,
to you I give my heart.
You are my ray of sunshine, on a cloudy day;
Kiss me, hold me, LOVE me forever,
in your own special way!​

it must be from gỉl''s feeling !!! or are those line from Tom, in a cartoon? or you made it sutu?
where''re u from? sutu, are you working on some foreign compay, cause i get u have nice english?

Hi there,
I want to learn English. But I am quite a silly guy with IQ below 80. Please help me. I need a teacher!

what does IQ mean?
is it Internet Quality, and your IQ is 80 kbs, it''s quite good, guy.
or it is Important, Irregular or even Incredible Quality he he

Hi u!
haven''t met u for longtime...!!!
: lie....

I need a teacher. It''s urgent!!!. Call me now and be my teacher! Tel: 0982122581

It is certainly the girl''s feeling in love. How can I make a beautiful poem like that? I read it from my friend''s blog and copied to introduce for everyone. Sozy for not quoting the source.
I am a daughter of Bac Giang Province. And I am now working for a Governmental office, not for foreign company. Thank you a lot for joining my topic. But my English is only quite well.