Frequently asked questión at Morpheus

Frequently asked questión at Morpheus

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From Morpheus.com: Frequently asked questions
<http://www.morpheus.com/faq.html
Q: How do I download music?
A: We don't host that stuff. We just own the domain morpheus.com. Click here for Morphius.

Q: Why won't you host me?
A: Because you suck. You are ordinary. You are boring.

Q: Will you be a DNS server for my domain name?
A: We don't do that. That is just plain wrong.

Q: Why don't you sell or give out shell accounts anymore?
A: We hate dealing with this crap, so now we are a little bit picky about who we give access to our servers.

Q: What is your connection speed?
A: We have a 768k SDSL connection.

Q: What kind of server do you have?
A: It is a dual Pentium II processor running on RedHat Linux 6.2, SCSI drives throughout, 256MB RAM. The webserver is Apache with PHP, etc, etc. The server runs in our home in San Jose, California.

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