Fun fun, đố vui...

Fun fun, đố vui...

Tui chưa thấy EC có cái này, cũng hay, mọi người đưa ra câu đố bằng tiếng anh, và tất cả mọi người sẽ trả lời, okie.
First, what is the difference between:

- a lazy student and a fisher man?
- A farmer and a tailor?
- a train driver and a teacher?
- a hungry man and a greedy one?
- a doormat and a bottle of medicine?
Give our the funny answers


You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her

No one answers my question. Is it too difficult??. It's so funny if noone can find out the diffirence between a farmer and a tailor???....

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her

First, what is the difference between:
- a lazy student and a fisher man?

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A lazy student and a fisher man: They both câu: one câu giờ, one câu cá

can u give me the answer to one question, then I will try the others.
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Okie, I'll answer the 1st ques.
The diffrence between a lazy student and a fisher man is: One hates his books, the other baits his hooks.
Who can continue?

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her

The answer is not exciting anyway.. don't impress me..
What can I do to make it up to you

Okie, so can u give out a better answer?

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her

(I think put this in here-funfun- is ok)
$20 Bill Remembrance of 9/11
1. Fold a $20 bill in half so that you see the top half of the reverse side.

2. Fold the left half away from you as shown.

3. Fold the right half so that the burning Pentagon is revealed.

4. Flip the bill over to see the World Trade Center.

I want to be in another place.
I hate when you say you don't understand.

Top 45 Oxymorons

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works
I want to be in another place.
I hate when you say you don't understand.

THINKING TEST
Donâ?Tt cheat! Try to figure it out before you scroll down.
Youâ?Tre driving a bus that is leaving from
Georgia and ending in New York City.
To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus.
At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on.
At the next bus stop, 2 people got off and 2 people got on.
At the nest bus stop, 12 people got on and 16 people got off.
At the next bus stop, 5 people got on and 3 people got off.
What color are the bus driverâ?Ts eyes?
click here for answer: too easy so who needs to know the answer?
I want to be in another place.
I hate when you say you don't understand.