Fun fun, đố vui...

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
I want to be in another place.
I hate when you say you don't understand.

Beauty tips
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For beautiful eyes, seek out the good in other people.
To lose weight, let go of stress and the need to control others.
To improve your ears, listen to the word of God.
Touch someone with your love.
Rather than focus on the thorns of life, smell the rosesand count your blessings.
For poise, walk with knowledge and self-esteem.
To strengthen your arms, hug at least 3 people a day.
To strengthen your heart, forgive yourself and others.
Don't worry and hurry so much.
Rather walk this earth lightly and yet leave your mark.
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO . . . JUST PUSH
When everything seems to go wrong, just push
when the job gets you down, just push
when people don't react the way you think they should, just push
when your money looks funny and the bills are due, just push
when you want to curse them out for whatever the reason, just push
when you ask the question, when is my ship coming in?
(as I often do),
just push
when people don't understand you - just push
Not to continue on with when, when, when, etc.
let me tell you what it stands for.
Pray
Until
Something
Happens
If your life is going just swell
and you have nothing going wrong,
just remember you are truly
BLESSED
and you too should continue to
P-U-S-H for
even better blessings.
Love is not blind, it sees more not less; But because it sees more it chooses to see less

Được Shtp sửa chữa / chuyển vào 22:35 ngày 25/06/2003

do vui: i want go to toilet kiss you?? dich ra tieng Viet di, nho la tieng viet nha ( do dang hoang do )
" Giấc mơ chỉ mãi là giấc mơ - Sự thật luôn là sự thật "

ANSOXVN

HIhih, I think the answer is: Black.
Because I have black eyes and I am the driver

----Anh muốn đi cầu hôn em---- Trời ạ, tiếng Anh này chắc chỉ có siêu Xayda mới hiểu nổi.
Another puzzle:
What is the end of everything?
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment but none in an hour?
(Please don''t answer if you have known these before.)

Super easy !!!
Nhưng mà dịch đáp án ra tiếng Anh khó quá nhể

TOILET KISS? Cau hon????
^^;;;;;;;;;;
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It''s like: Tomorrow Sure Injection (Mai An Tiem ^^).
Love it.
The end of everything is "G" and it''s the letter m.

How easy my questions are!
Try another one:
PUSH means:
Pray
Until
Something
Happens
So who knows what ITALY means?
Được atvn sửa chữa / chuyển vào 16:56 ngày 03/05/2004

ITALY = I Trust And Love You
OR I Truly Always Love You
Your turn:
What is it?
It is greater than God.
It is more evil than the Devil.
The rich need it.
The poor have it.
If you eat it, you die!
Được nktvnvn sửa chữa / chuyển vào 09:20 ngày 03/05/2004

Well, it''s NOTHING I guess
Nothing is greater than God
Nothing is more evil than the Devil
The rich need nothing and the poor have nothing.
If you eat nothing, you''ll die after 3 or 4 days