Fun fun fun

Make it betta dear, we can mix the qiz and anwers, pick them up randomly and here is what we got:
Sample:
Mista Hiep''s Layers:
Your fears: snakes, home alone, losing job
Your thoughts first waking up: ***
Your weakness: being stupid when facing beautiful girls..
Goal you''''d like to achieve: be happy and successful in anyway
---> Your fears: be happy and successful in anyway
Your thoughts first waking up: snakes, home alone, losing job
Your weakness: ***
Goal you''''d like to achieve: being stupid when facing beautiful girls..
Missy Britbrit''s layers
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Are you kidding me?
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yeah, just last week
Been dumped: nope
Want to get married: sure
Age you hope to be married: 26
Number of CDs that I own: I''''ve never counted... but not much appx. 70
Lied: hihi yes, but it wasn''''t serious
--> Played a game that required removal of clothing:hihi yes, but it wasn''''t serious
Want to get married:Are you kidding me?
Eaten an entire box of Oreos:nope
Been dumped: yeah, just last week
Age you hope to be married: appx. 70
Lied: sure
Mista Slim''s:
Want to get married: Uhmz, dont need to think twice
Your thoughts first waking up: Gotta get ready in only 7 mins..
Been dumped: No , i guess so.NO
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: I dont have that honor, atleast sofar.
Your most overused phrase on AIM: Should all the zoos be banded??!!!
Lied: Sometime, we gotta treat ppl unfair as for their own good.Who dares say Non? Bull****.
--->
Been dumped: I dont have that honor, atleast sofar.
Want to get married: Gotta get ready in only 7 mins..
Your thoughts first waking up: Should all the zoos be banded??!!!
Your most overused phrase on AIM: Bull****.
Missy fancy - kiddy - irregular: I don''t want you to feel worse, you passed!
Some words to someone (moderators plz don''t del, give her time to read, it iz important for her and me as well)
I''m afraid I know you, lady Pantera, very well, though you''ve tried so hard to change tha way you are on tha net, but tha layers telled all. And I know how you are feeling, but ladie dat I know neva got "upset" or "depressed" into her dictionary. I rememba she waz happy always and her smiling face still callin'' me. So ladie if there iz anything that made you feel bad bad you can tell me, stop hang up the fone like tha way you r doing. And, you don''t belong to this unreal world - NET forums, you r sth that is very real, at least it waz right to me, to Zon, to ms Nhien, your sistas, Zoe as well.
Get out of tha facking pc and join us, at Zon''s, woteva it would be, you don''t have to hide yoself anymore, don''t have to smile when you don''t want. You''re ours.
Iced cacao is waitting for you dear.

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,VietnamThành viên từ 10:26, 11/04/04Đã được 2 người bình chọn (5.00)    Quản lý thành viên
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Euro + thời tiết Hà nội 38 độ C -> nóng vãi ... một số thứ . Box mình nghịch một tý, dịch mấy cái football vocabulary nhé.TacticsClose him/her down - Mark the player tightly
Give it 110% - Play with all your effort
Give it 200% - Play with all your effort
Jockey for position - When a player moves around a lot to try and get into a better position than the player marking them
Keep it on the carpet - Play the ball along the ground
Keep it tight at the back - Make sure the defence is well organised
Lollipop - Putting the ball through the goalie''''s legs
Narrow the angle - The goalkeeper comes out towards the opposition player who is about to shoot
Nutmeg - Putting the ball through the opponent''''s legs
Play to feet - Pass the ball accurately to a players feet
Set your stall out early - Establish your pattern of play early during the game Team
Attacker - Forward player
Big man (woman) at the back - Big central defender
Defensive rock - A strong defender that the team relies on
Flanker - A term for winger
Goal-poacher - A clever opportunist player who scores a lot of goals
Libero - Player who combines playing as a defensive sweeper with creating attacking moves
Link man (woman) - Usually a midfield player who makes a lot of passes between his/her defence and attack
Man (Woman) between the sticks - Term for Goalkeeper
Midfield dynamo - A midfield player with lots of energy
Midfield general - A midfield player who directs play in the centre of the field
Opportunist - An attacking player who is always looking to get a shot on goal
Orthodox winger - Plays out wide a lot and provides crosses to other attacking players
Plays up front - Forward - Attacker
Striker - Forward player - goalscorer
Big up front - big central attacking player
Sweeper - Player who operates either behind or in front of the defence
Utility player - A player that can play in any position on the pitch
Wide Man (woman) - A term for winger
Wing back - A defender who also performs attacking duties
Winger - An attacking player who plays near the side lines
Skills
Box to box - Describes an energetic player who gets about the whole pitch
Couldn''''t hit a barn door - A player who is not very good at shooting at goal
(he/she) Covers every blade of grass - An energetic player who runs all over the pitch
Cultured left foot - They play well with their left foot
Goes in hard - Tackles very powerfully
Goes in where the boots are flying - A striker who is not afraid to commit himself or herself in a goal mouth scramble
Good in the air - Good at heading the ball
Good on the ball - A player who is good at controlling and running with the ball at their feet
Good shot stopper - Good goalkeeper
Has a good engine - A player with a lot of energy
Let''''s his/her football do the talking - A player who, following a controversial incident, wants to focus on playing football
Lethal in the air - A player who is good at scoring with his head
Nippy - A quick player
Plays in the hole - An attacker who plays just behind the front player or just in front of the midfield
Plays safe - The player doesn''''t take chances, usually when a defender kicks the ball of the pitch rather than risk losing the ball
Safe pair of hands - The goalkeeper is good and doesn''''t take risks
Speedy - A quick player
Tricky - A player who is good at dribbling, feinting and doing other things that make it difficult for the opposition to tackle them
On The Pitch
Ball to hand - The ball has accidentally hit a player''''s hand, therefore a penalty/free kick won''''t be given
Creates a goal out of nothing - Scoring a goal in unlikely circumstances
Early bath - Player is sent off (and can go to take a shower, or bath, early)
Early doors - Early during the game
Handbags at six paces - Term used when opposing players argue with each other
Have a dig - Take a shot at goal
Hugs the touchline - The player is playing very wide on the pitch
Keeper keeps a clean sheet - The goalkeeper has not conceded any goals
Man (woman) on! - Shouted warning to tell your team-mate that they are about to be tackled
Net-buster - A very powerful shot
Puts in an early cross - The player releases a cross shortly after receiving the ball and/or makes the cross before getting near to the bye-line
Slide tackle - A tackle that is made by sliding along the ground
Socks around the ankles - Player has worked hard through a tiring game
Steal half a yard - Anticipate the play and move first
Takes it to the bye-line - The player goes all the way to the goal-line before making a cross
Teases the full back - When a tricky player makes it very difficult for the defender to tackle him
Turns on a sixpence - A player quickly changes direction in a small area
Whips in a cross - The player crosses in a very fast pass
Hê hê, vũ trang đống từ vựng này có khi sau này xem Premier League hay Champion League trực tiếp trên ESPN luôn, khỏi phải nghe chú bình luận viên mà ai cũng biết là ai đấy thiên vị hic.
Ý ơiiiiiiiiiiiiii, cố lên !!!! (lạy trời phù hộ tối nay Đan mạch Thuỵ điển một trong 2 thằng có 1 thằng chết, nếu Ý vào con sẽ ăn chay 1 ngày, mô phật)


Gửi lúc 20:55, 22/06/04

Euro này mất Ý thì còn gì mà xem nữa.Buồn đến thẫn thờ..Chia buồn với bác Nhu_my,hic mình cũng muốn ăn chay mà cũng k0 được.
Hic,mà mùa E vẫn còn dài,bỏ phí quá.Có bác nào muốn bet 1 tí cho đỡ buồn k0?Tớ chỉ biết xem bóng đá thôi nhưng hôm qua đảo qua box Pháp thấy các bác cá độ zui qúa.
Tớ mở màn nhé,tớ lấy Đức,chấp nửa trái(tức là hoà thì tớ thua đúng k0 ạ) và giải là 5*(thêm or ).

Tèn ten thế là chú Đức (cả Germany và thằng điên) đã bị loại he he. Tớ cũng chả ghét bỏ gì Đức nhưng mà Đức với Hà Lan một mất một còn thì theo truyền thống là phải trung thành với màu da cam thôi. Thế cũng an ủi, h ủng hộ Hà Lan với Séc. Chú Séc chuối nhỉ, có khi quả này làm nên chuyện cũng nên. Tớ cam đoan đặt cửa Séc vô điều kiện

Lại có hứng xem túc cầu, tớ dịch thử các cao thủ xem thế nào chữa cho nhé
Tactics Chiến thuật
Close him/her down - Mark the player tightly
Kèm chặt, bám dính
Give it 110% - Play with all your effort
Give it 200% - Play with all your effort
Dốc toàn lực
Jockey for position - When a player moves around a lot to try and get into a better position than the player marking them
Chỉnh bóng
Keep it on the carpet - Play the ball along the ground
Rê bóng
Keep it tight at the back - Make sure the defence is well organised
Phòng ngự chặt
Lollipop - Putting the ball through the goalie''''''''s legs
Sút bóng xuyên quần ... thủ môn
Narrow the angle - The goalkeeper comes out towards the opposition player who is about to shoot
Khép góc
Nutmeg - Putting the ball through the opponent''''''''s legs
Lách bóng qua chân
Play to feet - Pass the ball accurately to a players feet
Chuyền như đặt
Set your stall out early - Establish your pattern of play early during the game
Áp đặt lối chơi

Đi lòng vòng ttvn một hồi chả thấy có vẹo gì lại quay về đây nghịch tiếp vậy
Team Đội tuyển
Attacker - Forward player
Tiền đạo
Big man (woman) at the back - Big central defender
Chỉ huy dàn hậu vệ (kiểu Maldini í )
Defensive rock - A strong defender that the team relies on
Hậu vệ trụ
Flanker - A term for winger Cầu thủ chạy cánh
Goal-poacher - A clever opportunist player who scores a lot of goals
Cầu thủ có nhạy cảm ghi bàn
Libero - Player who combines playing as a defensive sweeper with creating attacking moves
Hậu vệ thòng
Link man (woman) - Usually a midfield player who makes a lot of passes between his/her defence and attack
Trung vệ rập (hay dập ko chắc lắm )
Man (Woman) between the sticks - Term for Goalkeeper
Thủ môn
Midfield dynamo - A midfield player with lots of energy
Trung phong
Midfield general - A midfield player who directs play in the centre of the field
Trung vệ
Opportunist - An attacking player who is always looking to get a shot on goal
Tay săn bàn
Orthodox winger - Plays out wide a lot and provides crosses to other attacking players
Plays up front - Forward - Attacker
Tiền đạo, công thủ
Striker - Forward player - goalscorer
Cầu thủ ghi bàn
Big up front - big central attacking player
Linh hồn của hàng công
Sweeper - Player who operates either behind or in front of the defence
Hậu vệ con thoi (he he có tồn tại ko nhể)
Utility player - A player that can play in any position on the pitch
Một cầu thủ khá linh hoạt
Wide Man (woman) - A term for winger
Cầu thủ đá biên
Wing back - A defender who also performs attacking duties
Hậu vệ hộ công
Winger - An attacking player who plays near the side lines
Cầu thủ đá cánh

Quên con Orthodox Winger: Tay chạy cánh tạt bóng, như chú Beck nhể
On The Pitch Trên cầu trường hê hê
Ball to hand - The ball has accidentally hit a player''''''''s hand, therefore a penalty/free kick won''''''''t be given
Bóng chạm tay
Creates a goal out of nothing - Scoring a goal in unlikely circumstances
Bàn thắng trên trời rơi xuống
Early bath - Player is sent off (and can go to take a shower, or bath, early)
Bị thay ra
Early doors - Early during the game
Cửa trên (hay cửa gì í như kiểu Sec sớm lọt vào vòng II í)
Handbags at six paces - Term used when opposing players argue with each other
Xảy ra xung đột, va chạm, uýnh nhau, đánh nguội... (he he quả Totti nhổ nước bọt công nhận thô bỉ nhưng mà đá bóng là phải ăn thua khí thế chứ )
Have a dig - Take a shot at goal
Bắn thẳng vào cầu môn
Hugs the touchline - The player is playing very wide on the pitch
Cầu thủ đa năng (khi cần anh có, khi không cần anh cũng có, kiểu anh mõ he he)
Keeper keeps a clean sheet - The goalkeeper has not conceded any goals
Giữ sạch lưới nhà
Man (woman) on! - Shouted warning to tell your team-mate that they are about to be tackled
Cẩn thận kẻo bị xơi táiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!
Net-buster - A very powerful shot
Sút thủng lưới
Puts in an early cross - The player releases a cross shortly after receiving the ball and/or makes the cross before getting near to the bye-line
Chuyền non
Slide tackle - A tackle that is made by sliding along the ground
Xoạc bóng
Socks around the ankles - Player has worked hard through a tiring game
Chơi một trận vãi lúa
Steal half a yard - Anticipate the play and move first
Đón đầu
Takes it to the bye-line - The player goes all the way to the goal-line before making a cross
Dẫn bóng từ giữa sân
Teases the full back - When a tricky player makes it very difficult for the defender to tackle him
Đi bóng lắt léo vượt qua hậu vệ đối phương
Turns on a sixpence - A player quickly changes direction in a small area
Cú đảo người
Whips in a cross - The player crosses in a very fast pass
Lật cánh
huuuuuuu, xong
Hà lan cố lên, Kluivert muôn năm

Stupid Question & Smart answer
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we''ll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He''d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I''m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I''m pretty. Andy says I''m ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you''re pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don''t need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It''s a family tra***ion".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She''s a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I''ve failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year''s
performance repeated".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don''t have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve
treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father''s
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn''t punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
To moderators: Các bạn nên tạo một chủ đề : Jokes & Funnies, nếu thấy được !

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I ''m thirsty.
Được britneybritney sửa chữa / chuyển vào 00:30 ngày 18/08/2004

A young boys asks his father: " Dad! How does Politics actually work? " The father tells his son:
* Well, you see, it''''''''s like this, I make the money and bring it home, so therefore I am the Capitalist. * Your mother manages and administers the money, so she is like the Government. * Your Grandfather monitors and oversees things to make sure that everything is in order and running smothly so therefore he is like the Trade Union. * Your Maid does all the manual labour around the house so she is the working class. * We are have a common purpose, namely your well being consequently, you are like the People and your little brother in diapers represents the Future.
 Do you understand, my son? The little boy think about it and tell his father that he''ll sleep on it and think about some more. During the night the little boy wakes up because his little brother has filled his diapers and is crying terribly.... Because the little isn''t sure what to do, he goes to his parent''s bedroom.... He finds his mother lying in bed but because she is sleeping so soundly, he can''''''''t seem to wake her up. So the boy proceeds to the maid''''''''s room for assistance, where he finds his father in bed with the mai, while his Grand father is in conspicuosly watching the action through a room''''''''s window. Everyone is so occupied with what they are doing so they don''''''''t notice the little boy standing in front of them. So because noone comes to his aid, the young boy decides to go back to bed again. The next moring, the father ask his Son if he''''''''d given more thought tho the question of politics and if so, to explain in his own words how it works " Yes" Answers the boy.....
* The Capitalist screws the Working class * The Unions stand idly by and watch. * While the Government sleeps. * The People are completely ignored * And the Future lies in ****
That''''''''s how Politics works
=========== Have a nice working day =================

Được britneybritney sửa chữa / chuyển vào 20:32 ngày 23/03/2005