Bên kia bác CXR cũng đã lập joke of the day. Nhưng tôi thấy tên chủ đề như thế vẫn chưa được nên tôi mạn phép lập một chủ đề mới ở đây. Mà nhiều truyện bên đó qúa dài nên dễ gây chán cho những người level kém như tôi. Tên từng truyện tôi tự đặt. Tôi định post cả ảnh của từng truyện lên nhưng như thế thì hơi bị "tốn money". Nhưng nếu làm như thế thì đọc sẽ có hứng hơn vì đó là những tranh hài hước khá hay. Xin lỗi các bác No01: It tasted much better than a chicken Jack was a young sailor. He lived in England, but he was often away with his ship. One summer he came back from a long voyage and found new neighbours near his mother's house. They had a pretty daughter and Jack soon loved her very much. He said to her, "My next voyage will begin in a few day's time, Gloria. I love you, and I'll marry you when I come back. I'll think about you all the time and I'll write to you and send you a present from every port." Jack's first port was Freetown in Africa and he sent Gloria a parrot from there. It spoke five languages. When Jack's ship reached Australia, there was a letter from Gloria. It said: "Thank you for the parrot, Jack. It tasted much better than a chicken." ------------- No02: Both of your hands Fanny and Ethel worked in the same office, and they were neighbours at home. Fanny was rather a careless girl, and she often lost things. Then she usually went to Ethel to borrow more from her. Ethel was a kind girl, but she sometimes got tired of lending things to her friend. One Saturday after noon Fanny knocked at Ethel's front door, and when Ethel came to open it, Fanny said to her, "Oh, hullo, Ethel. Please lend me a bag. I've lost mine. I'm going to the shops, and I feel very stupid when I haven't got anything in my hand when I go out in the street." Ethel laughed and answered, "Well, Fanny, go down to the end of the garden. You'll find a nice a wheelbarrow in the shed there. Take that when you go down to the shops. Then you'll have something in both of your hands". (tôi ko hiểu câu cuối của truyện này lắm. Nó hài hước ở chỗ nào nhỉ?) ------------- No03: Old shirt Dave married, and when his new wife saw the clothes in his cupboard, she said: "Dave, you have only got one good shirt. The others are very old, and they've got holes in 'em. I'm goin' to buy you a new one this afternoon." Dave likes his old shirts, but he loved his wife too, so he said: "All right, Beryl, but please don't throw any of the old ones away." Dave went to work, and when he came back in the evening, Beryl said to him: "Look, Dave, I've bought you a nice shirt. Here it is, put it on." Dave put the shirt on, and then he said: "Look at the sleeves, Beryl. They're too long." "That's all right", Beryl answered. "They'll get shorter when I wash the shirt," Then Dave said, "But the neck's too small" "That's all right", Beryl answered. "They'll get bigger when U wear the shirt, Dave." (cả truyện này nữa, bà vợ trả lời như thế là sao nhỉ? Ý cô ta là phải vứt bỏ các cái áo sơmi cũ à?) All for one, one for all
brit cop sang kia 1 bản nhé, còn topic này cứ để đấy, ai thích trả lời thì trả lời, ko thì bác Ba_phi lại kêu Brit dã man. I wrote ur name in the sky, but the wind blew it away I wrote ur name in the sand, but the waves washed it away So I write ur name in my heart, where noone can take it away and 4ever it will stay...
