Funny-Moving-Silly-Romantic-Interesting !!!!

*FUNNY

Man: I'm going to have a bath .See you in half an hour.
Woman: Can I come and wash your back ?
Man: Yes
*MOVING
When you grow up
-If you are beautiful when you grow up ,we'll be pleased .
And if you look like your father ,we sitll will be quite pleased /
-If you are angry at the world we'll understand .
-If you fight us ,we'll try not to fight back.
-If you grow up to be an artist an airline pilot or an import-export-expert that will be fine .Shop assistant sheep farmer professor or palaeontology will be great .
-Anything you want to be will be fine (except advertising religion or the military )
-If you become rich and famous ,don't worry ,we'll not be too proud to live on your money.
-If you marry ,marry anybody you want to ,we'll not mind ,it'll be your decision ,you'll be absolutely free .Nobody will be good enough for you anyway .(only don't marry somebody we don't like)
-If you realise one day that your parents are idiots ,we hope you'll tell us in the nicesr possible way.
Have a good life !
( This is father's loving words for his children )

*ROMANTIC(or SILLY)
Weather forecast (tomorrow)
-If it rains ,I'll dance in the rain with you .
-If it snows ,we'll make snow pancakes and eat them together .
-If it's cold ,I'll warm myself with your smile
-If it's hot ,I'll cool my self with your slow and clear voice.
-If there is fog,I'll be happy to lose myself for a time .
(But please come and find me,won't you )

* INTERESTING
What do the stats say ?
-AQUARIUS(Jan 21-Feb 18):And old friend will come back into your life,bringing new problems .Don't make any quick decisions.
-PISCES(Feb19-Mar 20): In three days you will receive an exciting offter.But your family will make difficulties.
-ARIES( Mar 21-Apr 20): Money will come to you at the end of the week.If you are not careful it will go away again very fast.
-TAURUS( Apr 21-May 21): You will have trouble with a child.Try to be patient.You will have a small accident on Sunday-nothing serious .
-GEMINI( May 22-June 21):This will be a good time for love ,but there will be a serious misunderstanding with somebody close to you.Try to tell the truth if you can.
-CANCER(June 22-July 22):You will meet somebody who could change your life.Don't be too cautious if you lose the opportunity ,it won't come again.
-LEO(July 23-Aug 23): Something very strange will happen next Thursday.Try to laugh about it.
-VIRGO(Aug 24-Sept 23): This will be a terrile week.The weekend will ve the worst time.Stay in bed on sun day.Don't open the door.Don't answer the phone.
-LIBRA(Sept 24-Oct 23): There will be bad news the day after tomorrow ,but the bad news will turn to good.
-SCORPIO(Oct 25-Nov 22): You will make an unexpected jouney and you will find something very good at the end of it.
-SAGITTARIUS(Nov 23-Dec 21): You will have trouble from a person who loves tou,and you will have help from a person who doesn't.
-CAPRICORN(Dec 22-Jan20):A letter will bring a very great surprise .If there are problems ,a good friend will make things better.


**):Bài này em post lên tặng mọi người cũng như món quà chuộc lỗi vì thời gian vừa qua đã ko quan tâm đến box.OK ? Chúc cho box ta ngày một đi lên

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Được chipbo_blue sửa chữa / chuyển vào 04/01/2003 ngày 00:00

Mọi người còn rì hay hay post lên cho cả box thưởng thức nhá.Tiếng Việt cũng ok mà tiếng anh thì càng tốt.ok ?

chipolata_bf-My new YIM .
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Daily Horoscope:
1. Aquarius: Plans for a party or group gathering of some kind could take up much of your time and energy, dear Aquarius. You might have a lot of letters to write, phone calls to make, or other communications to take care of, but this is likely to prove to be a great excuse for getting in touch with your friends. Today could well prove to be a kind of party-before-the party, which is right up your alley. Enjoy your day!
2. Pisces: Though you might wake up today feeling a little feverish, dear Pisces, as the day progresses you'll be your old self again. You should be putting a lot of effort into work, particularly mundane chores and tasks that you'd rather not do. Get them out of the way and then move on to projects that interest you and can fire your ambition and motivation. Work hard in the morning and enjoy the rest of the day.
3. Aries: A new and exciting potential love relationship could pop into your life today, dear Aries. This is apt to be the kind of instant attraction that sets your nerves tingling and your blood boiling! Whether or not you decide to pursue this attraction, of course, depends on your situation, but whatever you decide, you're likely to enjoy feeling the thrill of it today. Therefore, make sure you look your best when you go out! You'll be glad you did!
4. Taurus: Today, dear Taurus, you should be feeling especially energetic and enthusiastic. Therefore, this is a great day to start a new enterprise, perhaps involving your home, of just about any kind. More than one opportunity could present itself to you. One could entail creative activities, and the other might be more mundane. Undoubtedly, whether you decide to take both or only one, you're going to be busy for a while. Work hard!
5. Gemini: This is a great day to start any project, which concerns writing, acting or speaking, dear Gemini. Your creative energies should be flowing freely and abundantly today, and you should enjoy the rush of new ideas that keep popping into your head. A number of stimulating conversations with close friends should keep your energies churning. Expect to spend a lot of time on the phone, or perhaps in the car dropping in on these friends. Enjoy your day!
6. Cancer: If you aren't already into real estate, gardening or interior decorating, dear Cancer, today you might discover a talent for one or all of these fields and decide to pursue it. You might have it in mind as a possible source of future income, and therefore you could consider looking into getting some formal training in the field. Which one you choose, if any, is of course up to you. Consider them all carefully and then decide which is best
7. Leo: Your energy and enthusiasm for life should be operating at a very high level today, dear Leo. You may therefore want to get together with some of your friends, and might even organize an impromptu social event of some kind. Exciting news and stimulating conversation should keep your mind busy for a long time. At some point you'll want to work off some of that physical energy, perhaps by taking a brisk walk or going for a workout. Enjoy your day.
8. Virgo: A chance to make some extra money could come today through someone whom you know slightly, dear Virgo, perhaps from a social event you both once attended. You might not be totally familiar with the type of work involved, but today your mind is sharp and so you'll probably pick it up quickly. The only downside: You could well work harder than you need to, and therefore there's a danger of tiring yourself out. Take care of yourself.
9. Libra: A social event or group meeting could fire your enthusiasm about new goals that you may share with the others present, dear Libra. These goals may involve giving you a chance to use your creative talents as well as enjoy the companionship and camaraderie of your fellow group members. Therefore whatever events are scheduled today might all prove to be both satisfying and enjoyable activity for you. Don't hesitate! Move on ahead, do something worthwhile, and enjoy yourself.
10. Scorpio: Today, dear Scorpio, you might begin work on a project that you've been wanting to do for a long time. This may be career-related or personal, but either way, it should advance you in whatever direction that you want to go. The only downside: you might be a bit too hard on yourself and far too critical of your work. Try to be objective and view your own work as fairly as you would view the work of others.
11. Sagittarius: Today, dear Sagittarius, you're expanding your horizons. You and a friend could plan a vacation that you're really excited about. It could involve a trip by air, perhaps across the ocean. The trip is mainly for pleasure, but it probably involves a place you've always been interested in and are anxious to see, so it's an educational trip as well. You have a lot to look forward to. Make the most of it, and have fun.
12. Capricorn: Some good news may reach your ears via the grapevine regarding your career. This might involve a raise in salary, dear Capricorn, or it could be new benefits, new profit sharing plans, or anything that may involve investments or money that comes your way above and beyond a paycheck. Contracts or other legal papers that are executed today should definitely work in your favor, so if you've been putting off signing any, do it today!
Enjoy Your Self!!!!!!
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy...
Được snow flakes sửa chữa / chuyển vào 12:00 ngày 04/01/2003

Horoscope Profile:
Leo:
Your sign is that of dramatic Leo, the fifth sign of the zodiac, and the sign of generosity and nobility. It stands for self-expression and the unfolding of the internal power principle. Generous and self-aware, you are truly king of the jungle.
The Sun, defines the dominant traits of your personality and your basic character. This makes you a self-assured, magnanimous, and buoyant person who enjoys being the center of attention, and others often see you as invincible, because your courage and charisma are so impressive.
Your sign is the second of the fire signs, which makes you a strong-willed and courageous individual, with great leadership qualities. Your aura radiates magnetism and dignity like the rays around the sun.
You rule the fifth house of the horoscope, which is the section associated with pleasure, creativity, and play. This includes romance, children, gambling and speculation, hobbies, sports, fun and games. Your desire to live out your emotions is powerful, and you constantly seek new ways of self-expression.
The mode of a Leo is fixed, which means that you are passive in your need for admiration, expecting others to naturally notice and approach you. You enjoy stability and comfort, and are generous in sharing it with others.
Your strengths, dear Leo, lie in your open-minded and extremely faithful nature. You tend to act as the protector of the downtrodden, and when taking sides, most often root for the underdog. In relationships, you are sincere, genuine, and trusting, because you hold high ethical standards.
However, even you have weaknesses, dear Leo! At times, you have a tendency to become vain and egocentric, and get anxious and hypersensitive when you don't get the attention you want. If you are fishing for compliments and get a dissatisfying result, you compensate by displaying arrogance, and are very capable of delivering a grandiose and exaggerated performance.
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy...
Được snow flakes sửa chữa / chuyển vào 12:06 ngày 04/01/2003

Em đang trong tình trạng cực kì angry.Mà chẳng có chuyện gì mang t/c này cả.hix hix.Để nghĩ xem đã,lúc này đầu óc quay cuồng hết cả.Nhìn cái gì cũng muốn đập tan nó ra
Thôi,post bài này cho nó thay đổi ko khí.Bài này theo em mang t/c........."phình phường"
Hush,little baby ,don't say a word.Mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird.
If that mocking bird don't sing.Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring is brass .Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.
If that looking glass gets broke ,Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat.
If that billy goat don't pull.Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull.
If that cart and bull turn over.Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
If that dog named Rover won't back .Mama's gonna buy you a horse and cart.
If that horse and cart fall down .You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

chipolata_bf-My new YIM .
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