Funny Stories Here!

Hi everybody!

I have some funny stories 4 you!

1.Supper was over.The father of the house and his nine-year-old son were in the living room watching TV.Mother and daughter were in the kitchen washing up the supper dishes.
Suddenly father and son heard a terrible crasing sound of something being broken in the kitchen.They waited for a moment in shock but didn't haer a sound.
"It was Mom who broke the dish",the boy said.
"How do you know?" his father asked.
"Because she isn't saying anything"

2.Several women were chatting at s bridge party.One,who was suspected of being much older than she claimed,said with a sad face:"My,I hate to think of life at 40".
One of her friends couldn't miss the opportunity to say:
"What happened to you then.........."

3.It was 2:00 A.M,in the middle of a snowstorm when the doctor's phone rang.
"You're got to come at once,"the voice on the phone said.
"My wife is having some kind of an attack and is in terrible pain."
" I have had a terrible night," the doctor said."I've only had one hour's sleep because my car is struck in a snow bank and I had to walk 2 miles home.The only thing is,I don't have anytransporation.You'll have to come and get me."
"What?" the man shouted.
"You expect me to go out in this kind of weather.........?"

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Blue is the colour....... Football is the game....... We're all together....... And winning is our aim!

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Lost something to get something!

BABY!
A woman was shopping in the toy department for a birthday present for her little girl.
The saleswoman had suggested a doll." this is one of the loveliest dolls we have.Look!When you lay her down in her little crib she closes her eyes and goes right to sleep,just like a real live little girl."
"That' s a pretty doll,all right",said the woman,"but from what you say I'm sure you have never had a real live little girl."


Blue is the colour....... Football is the game....... We're all together....... And winning is our aim!