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WHY CHEWING GUM IS BANNED IN SINGAPORE

One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had lobster
at the dinner with the Thai King. After Lee finished,
he asked the King:
Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this
lobster skin?
King : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw
away.
Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the
factory and produce some prawn cracker.
Then Lee had an orange. After he finished, he asked
the King.
Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?
King : We cannot do anything. We just throw away.
Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the
factory and produce some orange jam.
Then Lee asked for some chewing gum. After he
finished, he put on the plate and asked the
King.
Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?
King : Oh, no. We just throw it away.
Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and
produce condoms and send it to Thailand.
Lee said good bye to the King and the King asked Lee.
King : What can you do with the condom when you
finish using it?
Lee : We cannot do anything. We throw it away.
King : In Thailand when we finish using the condom,
we send it to the factory to produce chewing gum and
send it back to Singapore!!

Ặc ặc.....
??oFear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free.???

Death eater

TO BE A ROCK AND NOT TO ROLL!

I thought that Chewing gum is illegal in Singapore. This story is very misleading. Please tell us where did you get it from?
Sayonara!!! Good Night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

Sorry, you are right!
Sayonara!!! Good Night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

Singapore hình như chỉ có luật cấm xả rác trên đường phố thì phải?Có một nước trong khối châu Á mình có luật phạt rất nặng về tội xả rác trên đường phố.Đi nhiều quá không nhớ rõ nữa( trong mơ thôi!)

Hi Everi bodi,
tks for yr attendant, i have one more stori for u, try to learn something on it,...
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A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the
store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the
vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this
beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this
girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it
was 3:00 AM. "Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick
give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife
is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went
home with this blonde and I slept with her."
"Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

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God's Gifts To Adam
One day The Lord spoke to Adam. "I've got some good news and
some bad news," The Lord said.
Adam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news
first."
Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you,
one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things,
solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The
other organ I have for you is called a *****. It will give you
great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now
intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very
happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have
given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great
tidings?"
The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will
never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

Oh, gosh! Why does the majority of jokes have things to do with ***?!
Chân đất mắt sõi

He he, Adam and Eva again !
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."