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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus
five, that son of a bit ch is seven. Three plus six,
that son of a bitch
is
nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,"What
are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework,
Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?"
the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
"What are you
teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning
ad***ion."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say
two plus two, that
son
of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught them
was,
two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

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Được mh39c1 sửa chữa / chuyển vào 14:41 ngày 12/01/2003

SINGAPORE AIRLINES

Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.
Years passed, and it was time to get them married. So, the
parents found them the most suitable " leng chais" (handsome guys ).
They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
As 'concerned' parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious about their
daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went
on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them......" Your
father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and
whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity...you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences". So, the excited daughters
were off.
A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine. They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD
CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. "Ah! here it is!", exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY". Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.
A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the neswpaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP". Mr. & Mrs. Ng jumped in joy.
Another week passed. A month passed. And another.
There was still no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was "SINGAPORE AIRLINES". Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. "Ah! Here it is!" Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish ...THUMP!!!...she fell off her chair. The motto was ..."7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP".
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