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    1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the

    2. Alfred Hitch**** didn''t have a bellybutton.

    3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately two teeth every ten years.

    4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it''s from being indoors a lot more.

    5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop -- even your heart!

    6. Only seven per cent of the population are lefties.

    7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

    8. Babies are born without knee caps. They don''t appear until they are two to six years old.

    9. The average person over fifty will have spent five years waiting in lines..

    10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

    11. The average housefly lives for one month.

    12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

    13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

    14. The average computer user blinks seven times a minute.

    15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

    16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

    17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

    18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves, without turning their heads, are the rabbit and the parrot.

    19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

    20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

    21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

    22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.

    23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

    24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.

    25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were seventh cousins..

    26. If coloring weren''t added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

    ...You gotta search within you, gotta find that inner strength, and just pull that sh** out of you, and get that motivation, to not give up, and not be a bad quitter....

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