Giải trí chút nghe (English can be FUN)

Một bàn thắng đẹp!!!
http://www.repubblica.it/popup/servizi/2004/video/calcio_wm.html

Teacher: What is the formula for water ?
George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ?
George: Sure, you said H to O !

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don''t," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
Hi hi...

A phone call
(((ring))) (((ring-g-g-g-g))) *** pick up ***
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, she''''s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause Daddy says,"But you haven''''t got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh Yes I do, and he''''s upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy, right now!"
"Uh Okay then......here''''s what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy''''s car just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay Daddy!"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
Well I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she''''s all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool..... but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he''''s all real dead too."
*** long pause ***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?
"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.
"Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!"
Thank You.
Được hoaquynhft sửa chữa / chuyển vào 18:00 ngày 01/09/2005

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