Giải trí chút nghe (English can be FUN)

George Bush is visiting the Queen of England. He asks her, ''Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?''
''Well,'' says the Queen, ''the most important thing is *****rround yourself with intelligent people.''
Bush frowns. ''But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?''
The Queen takes a sip of tea. ''Oh, that''s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle. The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. ''Please send The Prime Minister in here, would you?''
Tony Blair walks into the room. ''Your Majesty...''
The Queen smiles. ''Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?''
Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, ''That would be me!''
''Yes! Very good!'' says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick Cheney. ''Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It''s not your brother and it''s not your sister. Who is it?''
''I''m not sure,'' says the vice president. ''Let me get back to you on that one.'' Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men''s room and recognizes Colin Powell''s shoes in the next stall.
Dick shouts, ''Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it''s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?''

Colin Powell yells back, ''That''s easy. It''s me!''
Dick Cheney smiles. ''Thanks!''
Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush. ''Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It''s Colin Powell.''
Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face ''No, you idiot! It''s Tony Blair!''

Some of the Best Moments in Life
- To fall in love.
- To laugh until it hurts your stomach.
- To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.
- To go for a vacation to some pretty place.
- To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
- To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.
- To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.
- To clear your last exam.
- To receive a call from someone, you donýt see a lot, but you want to.
- To find money in a pant that you haven''t used since last year .
- To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces.
- Calls at midnight that last for hours.
- To laugh without a reason.
- To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.
- To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.
- To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.
- To be part of a team.
- To watch the sunset from the hill top.
- To make new friends.
- To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time that you see that person.
- To pass time with your best friends.
- To see people that you like, feeling happy.
- To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.
- See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed.
- To take an evening walk along the beach.
- To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
- To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ...... remembering stupid things done with stupid friends.
ENJOY EVERY MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE!

It turns to DISASTER when
- To fall in love WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME GENDER
- To laugh until it hurts your stomach IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND''S DAD
- To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation AND ALL OF THEM ARE MARKED ''URGENTLY'', ''TOP PRIORITY''
- To go for a vacation to some pretty place REMEMERING THAT YOU''VE FORGOTTEN YOUR MONEY AT HOME
- To listen to your favorite song in the radio WHEN YOU''RE DEAF
- To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside WHILE YOUR GIRL ARE GOING OUT WITH ANOTHER BOY
- To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm AND TOTALLY WET
- To clear your last exam WITH UNDERSCORE RESULT
- To receive a call from someone, you donýt see a lot, but you want to, AND HE''S YOUR DEBT OWNER
- To find money in a pant that you haven''t used since last year BECAUSE IT WAS A FRAUD NOTE
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Được mvc sửa chữa / chuyển vào 10:57 ngày 29/12/2005

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CONTINUE........
It turns to DISASTER when .....
- To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces WHEN YOU''RE 80
- Calls at midnight that last for hours TO INFORM YOU THAT ONE OF YOUR BELOVED RELATIVE HAS JUST PASSED OUT
- To laugh without a reason WHEN YOU''RE A INTERPRETER IN A MEETING
- To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you AND THEY SAY, EVEN SO, YOU''RE STILL AN IDIOT
- To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours THEN YOU BOSS SUDDENTLY CALLS
- To hear a song that makes you remember a special person, THE ONE YOU HATE THE MOST
- To be part of a team THAT IS ALWAYS THE WORST IN ALL COMPETITIONS
- To watch the sunset from the hill top WITH NO CLOTHES ON
- To make new friends AND THEN THEY BECAME YOUR RIVALS.
- To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time that you see that person BECAUSE HE''S A POLICEMAN
- To pass time with your best friends THAT ENDING IN AN AGRUEMENT
- To see people that you like, feeling happy ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON, NOT YOU
- To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume AND EVERYBODY SAY YOU''RE SMELLING LIKE A GIRL
- See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed EVEN HIS INTENTION TO PLAY TRICK WITH YOU
- To take an evening walk along the beach BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE WAS BLOWN OFF IN THE LAST STORM
- To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you AND (S)HE''S OF THE SAME GENDER WITH YOU
- To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ...... remembering stupid things done with stupid friends AND YOU''RE STUDID, TOO

10 RULES TO LIVE LIFE.................MAKE SURE U FOLLOW
1 - Live to relax!
2 - Love your bed, it is your temple!
3 - If someone comes to visit you , relax with them!
4 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!
5 - Work is holy, so don''''''''t attack it!
6 - Don''''''''t do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!
7 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!
8 - Don''''''''t worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!
9 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!
10 - Don''''''''t forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!
Được bacogia sửa chữa / chuyển vào 15:17 ngày 02/01/2006

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