Great quotes of all time

Guys,

Sometime we come across interesting quotes that leave a tremendous impression on us. I would love to share my favourite ones. Feel free to add more, so finally there will be a rich collection.

My chosen category is: Time/ Time Management

1. “When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute — then it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity!“ – Albert Einstein
2. “Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician.“ – Lucille S. Harper
3. “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that is why they call it the present.“ – Kung Fu Panda
4. "Money, I can only gain or lose. But time I can only lose. So, I must spend it carefully". Leonardo Da Vinci
5. “It’s not enough to be busy, so are the ants. The question is, what are we busy about?“ – Henry David Thoreau
6. “The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.“ – C. S. Lewis
7. “If we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find we have lost the future.“ – Winston Churchill
8. “Time is the glue that bonds a broken heart, but love is the air which dries the glue.“ - J. Franklin
9. Time is a Judge. Things that stand the test of time, pass the greatest test - Unknown
10. “One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.“ – Unknown
11. Time is money says the proverb, but turn it around and you get a precious truth. Money is time.“ – George Robert Gissing
12. Time will take your money, but money won’t buy time.“ – James Taylor
13. Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.“ – Carl Sandburg
14. “The supply of time is a daily miracle. You wake up in the morning and lo! Your purse is magnificently filled with 24 hours of the unmanufactured tissue of the universe of life. It is yours! The most precious of your possessions.“ – Bennet
15. “One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive hour. Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he knows that every day is Doomsday.“ – Ralph Waldo Emerson

How about some Confucius quotes to spend our time wisely.




Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

Last time I checked Confucious is not a guru of pleasure, however so fantastic, your collection is way better than mine.

Here are some more.

Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.


Man standing on toilet is high on pot.


Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk


Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!


Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!


When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.


"Man with glass house must dress in basement!"


Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!


Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.


Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

@ tphat2009: to the chief!

God, quite a suprising turn for this thread, but I like it, hoho.

@ù ờ: i like urs!!!

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villian" ( DA Harvey Dent)

I am glad that you like it.

Those are more than just jokes. Có nhiều câu họ chơi chữ trong đó.

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1. “In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.“ – Sir John Lubbock
2. “For tribal man space was the uncontrollable mystery. For technological man it is time that occupies the same role.“ – Marshall Mcluhan
3. “The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.“ – Proverb
4. “Time stays, we go.“ – H.L. Mencken
5. “The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.“ – Jean Paul
6. “Love makes time pass away and time makes love pass away.“ – Proverb
7. “What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it.“ – Mark Twain
8. “It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.“ – Jim Bishop
9. “The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.“ – Leo Kennedy
10. “What may be done at any time will be done at no time.“ – Proverb
11. “If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it.“ – Anthony J. D’Angelo
12. “Life is half spent before one knows what it is.“ – Proverb