Happy hour....

Condom says to Kotex, "When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months!"
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A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?"The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a d*** on his face!"
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A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"so he ran off with the TV and VCD...
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Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you''re a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"
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A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
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A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look so weak
and
exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
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Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what''s he doing, the maid Replied:
"MASTURBATING."(master bathing)
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US Immigration.
?: What''s your name?
Answer: Abdul Azzi.
?: ***?
Answer: 3 times a week.
?: No, I mean male or female.
Answer: It doesn''t matter, sometimes even camel.

01-Nice men are ugly
02-Handsome men are not nice
03-Handsome and nice men are married
04-Handsome, nice and unmarried men are useless
05-Handsome, nice, unmarried and rich men are not interested in us
06-Handsome, nice, unmarried, rich men who are interested in us are players
07-Handsome, nice, unmarried, rich men who are interested in us and faithful are homo***uals
08-Handsome, nice, unmarried, rich men who are interested in us, faithful, straight and who would not lose interest in us even if we made the first moves - these men must have some problems!

Mác xe có nghĩa gì?
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BMW: Be My Wife (hãy là vợ anh) hoặc Beautiful Mechanic Wonder (kỳ quan cơ khí).
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Lucky Every Time (rẻ, kém hiệu quả, hiển nhiên chạy được là nhờ may mắn...).
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere (nhỏ dầu rơi mỡ khắp nơi).
FIAT: Failure In Italian Automotive Technology (sự thất bại của công nghiệp xe hơi Italy).
FORD: First On Rust And Deterioration (gỉ và hỏng nhanh nhất).
GM: General Maintenance (cần bảo dưỡng toàn bộ).
GMC: Garage Man''''s Companion (bạn của nhà sửa xe)
HONDA: Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else (những chủ xe hạnh phúc chẳng bao giờ lái xe gì khác).
OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday (mấy bà già chạy chậm khiến người ở phía sau phát điên vì ngày nào cũng bị muộn).
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown (xe Thụy Điển luôn luôn hỏng).
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankess Overprice This Auto (người ta thường đánh giá xe này quá cao).
VOLVO: Very Old Looking Vehicular Object (bề ngoài cũ rích).
VW: Virtually Worthless (Hiển nhiên là vô dụng).

Cái này làm mình nhớ đến mấy công ty chuyển phát nhanh wá...
DHL : Đợi hơi lâu
TNT : Tới nhưng trễ
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