He said... She said

He Said, She Said...

He said . . . I don''t now why you wear a bra; you''ve got nothing to put in it.

She said . . You wear pants don''t you?

He said . .... . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . . Good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . . Why don''t you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She said . . . I would but you''re never there.

He said . . . Why did the man cross the road?

She said . . . He heard the chicken was a slut.

He said . . . Why don''t women blink during foreplay?

She said . . . They don''t have time

He said . . .. What do men and sperm have in common?

She said . ...They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

He said . . . How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

She said . . . He buys two cases of beer.

He said . . . What is the difference between men and government bonds?

She said . . . The bonds mature.

He said . . . Why are blonde jokes so short?

She said . . . So men can remember them.

He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . . . We don''t know; it has not ever happened.

He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

She said . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

She said . . . A widow.



He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . . Single women come home, see what''s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what''s in bed and go to the fridge.

He said . . . What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

She said . . . They''re married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK

CAN

HANDLE IT!

Very interesting! But for Saigon Monkey Club, using Vietnamese is more suitable than using English....Maybe you knew the reason...heheh...J/k
Now , I have an idea: we can gather all the English topics into one in order to avoid being washy...Do u agree w/ me, GNBong?
Love,

You make my life complete ...

Hì hì , đúng rùi đó chị Ba, gom nó dzô hết một tụ đi cho nó gọn , mà chắc cái topic English đó mốc meo sau dzài bữa thui, hổng bít tại sao nữa , hehhe

Uh , được !