Help me: Cliche's==???

I only know cliches are expression that have been used so often that their original effectiveness has been lost.
Can you help me to know more about cliches ( give as many examples as good)

Nvta

What is a Cliché?
I get many suggestions of cliches to add to this list -- sometimes as many as a few hundred a day. As such, I consider myself quite experienced in identifying cliches. And, reading all these suggestions, I've realized something of late: too many people don't know what cliches are.
Just look at some recent suggestions I've gotten for the list:
That sucks!
He's so fat, he sat around the house.
Cool
Life's a bitch, then you marry one.
The non-cliche suggestions I've received seem to fall into two categories: bad jokes and plain commonplace expressions. It seems obvious to me that the former category (just plain bad jokes) aren't cliches; I'm not even going to go into detail on that one. But the later category presents a problem. What is a cliche if not a commonplace expression?
Answer: a lot. A cliche is not just something that lots of people say; It's something that lots of people say and it conveys some sort of idea or message. A cliche is, in other words, a metaphor characterized by its overuse.
I have my own test to see if a phrase is a cliche or not. I read the first half of the sentence, then I ask myself, "do I just know (because everyone knows) how the sentence ends?" Someone recently submitted, "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." I knew this wasn't a cliche because when I say, "The gene pool could use what?" I don't know how to end the sentence.
Some visitors to this site have agreed with me.
A few weeks ago, a well-intentioned man added the word "Serendipity" to this list, and, when I finalized the suggestions that week, I missed that one. A Web surfer e-mailed me to point this out. "Let's remember that what characterizes a cliche is its trite connotation," he said. "'Serendipity,' although a widely-used term, I think does not constitute a cliche because it conveys a very specific meaning and idea which could not be expressed by substituting for any other word." And I think he was right on mark.
Or lets take another visitor to this site, who wrote me, "To me a cliche is very different to a saying, as you have many on your list. Cliche is a Grand truth that doesn't help anyone."
Or another visitor, who wrote,
Definition of cliche: that's easy. A cliche is a vivid depiction of an abstract matter that works by means of analogy and/or exaggeration.
The picture used usually is drawn from everyday experience so that the recipient most probably is able to relate to the depiction by tentatively querying his reaction to what is conveyed in the picture.
Or yet another, who rather eloquently suggested that, "A cliche is an analogy characterized by its overuse. It may be true ('Fat as a pig'), no longer true ('work like a dog') or inscrutible ('right as rain'), but it has been overused to the point that its sole function is to mark its user as a lazy thinker." Expressions you and your friends make-up one afternoon can't be cliches for this very reason.
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It's harder to say what isn't a cliche than what is.
You can't legislate morality.
Life wasn't meant to be easy
Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn.
It ain't rocket science.
Doesn't know his arse from his elbow.
you can dress her up but you still can't take her to town
those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
don't lose your head
don't criticize him until you have walked in his shoes
Rome wasn't built in a day
Can't get there from here.
don't go there
damned if you do, damned if you don't.
If you can't beat them, join them
doesn't have enough sense to come in out of the rain
I don't know how to break this to you but....
That dog won't hunt
Don't have a cow
Don't take any wooden nickels
keep your eyes glued to the T.V.
don't cross the line
Don't get mad, get even!
you can pick your friends,you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose
most people aren't happy unless they are complaining
I don't know for sure, I'm guessing....
sit down if you don't have to stand up
lie down if you don't have to sit down
walk if you don't have to run
You can't teach an old dog new tricks
Can't judge a book by its cover
Don't worry, be happy!!
he ain't playing with a full deck of cards
been there, done that, got the t-shirt
don't rush to judgement
two wrongs don't make a right
being a grandfather doesn't bother me, but sleeping with a grandma certainly does
ain't that a bird
ain't that just the cats pjamas
can't win for the sake of losing
You can't get there from here.
Wild horses couldn't keep me away.
Can't find his/her way out of a paper bag.
Don't count your eggs before they've hatched.
don't throw out the baby with the bathwater
don't give up your day job
The truth won't be told by the few who know.
You can't polish a turd
if you can't take the heat then get out of the kitchen
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag
The sun don't shine on the same dog's behind everyday
Don't go away mad. Just go away.
don't let the bed bugs bite
Don't eat the yellow snow.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
It ain't broke. Don't fix it.
you can run but you can't hide
don't bend over in the shower to pick up the soap
Don't know which way to turn.
can't place a finger on it
don't finger your food
can't be counted on in the clutch
won't work a lick
Money can't buy happiness
Don't tick him off or he'll bite your head off.
Good Night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite.
didn't even say hello, drop dead
When this van's a-rockin, don't come a-knockin.
don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.
Money can't buy you love
winning isn't every thing, it's the only thing
if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen
it wasn't the caughing that carried him off, it was the coffin they carried him off in
don't be a tattle tale
Don't do as I do, do as I say.
don't slack off
his elevator doesn't reach the top floor
all his dogs aren't barking
Don't sweat the little things
you can't fool a fool
you can't please your honey without any money
don't just sit there like a bump on a pickle
Don't bother trying to teach a pig to sing; you only waste your time and annoy the pig.
don't rub where there's already a rash
you can't make orange juice outa lemons
you ain't worth the salt that goes in your bread
people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
we're going backwards and forwards,backwards and forwards and ain't getting no eggs, nohow
You can choose your friends and you can chose your enemies, but you can't chose family!
If you can't beat 'em, join'em.
if you can't stand the kitchen, get a real job
doesn't know jack-****
don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out
you'll never know if you don't try
I don't give a rat's ass.
Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em
bend but doesn't break
don't let one mistake lead to another
can't top it
if you expect to soar with the eagles during the day, you can't hoot with the owls at night
my father didn't raise any idiots
If it took a nickel to get around the world, I couldn't get past the front door.
I wouldn't piss down your throat if your lungs were on fire.
Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!
he doesn't know jack about that
don't jack me around
damned if you do and damned if you don't
don't give a damn
he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground
winning isn't the only thing, it's everything
Doesn't know **** from paint
Doesn't know his arse from his elbow
If your ship doesn't come in, you have to row out to meet it.
One hand doesn't always know what the other is doing.
can or can't take a joke
Don't rock the boat.
an apple doesn't fall far from the tree
don't let the doorknob hit you where the good lord split you
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
been there done that got the T-shirt
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
I don't know your from adam's house cat!
women: can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
If your head wasn't screwed on you'd lose that too.
don't feel like butting the bull off the bridge
It ain't over until the fat lady sings
don't judge a book by its cover
The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know.
Don't piss off the alligator until you've crossed the river
money doesn't grow on trees
you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. - Abraham Lincoln
Money doesn't grow on trees
He/she couldn't find his ass with both hands
Don't Get your knickers in a Twist
Doesn't know his elbow from a hairpin turn
if at first you don't succeed, try try again
if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
hasn't got a pot to piss in (nor a window to throw it out)
if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen
that dog won't hunt
I wouldn't send a dog out on a night like this
women: can't live with them, can't live without them
women: can't live with them, can't kill them
don't take any wooden nickles
he don't know crap from crisco
can't tell his/her butt from a hot rock
can't tell his/her butt from a whole in the ground
can't a cat look at a queen?
he/she wasn't worth it anyway
most people don??Tt even know why they feel they have to work
the world goes to **** when I don??Tt do this first
when in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn't come naturally, leave it
if you can't do the time, don't do the crime
don't worry, be happy
don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon
go ugly early; don't wait for closing time
don't count your eggs before they're hatched
and I don't mean maybe
beggars can't be choosers
I wasn't born yesterday
butter wouldn't melt in her mouth
can't call your soul your own
can't hit the broad side of a barn
can't see beyond the end of his nose
don't care a rap for
I haven't a clue
didn't like the color of his money
couldn't care less
don't count your chickens before they're hatched
I don't like the cut of his jib
don't look a gift horse in the mouth
dot the I's and cross the t's
can't see the forest for the trees
hasn't a grain of sense
you can't have your cake and eat it
can't hold a candle to him
I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole
I don't know him from Adam
the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing
doesn't have a leg to stand on
I don't put any stock in it
don't rock the boat
he doesn't suffer fools gladly
I don't give a tinker's damn
to a T
you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink
you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
you can't teach an old dog new tricks
you can't win 'em all
ANGELIQUE

Text of President Clinton's remarks at Vietnam National University in Hanoi, as provided by the White House press office:
USA TODAY -11/17/00
Thank you very much, and good afternoon. I can think of no more fitting place to begin my visit at this hopeful moment in our common history than here at Hanoi National University. I was given a Vietnamese phrase; I am going to try to say it. If I mess it up, feel free to laugh at me. Xin chao cac ban.
So much of the promise of this youthful nation is embodied with you. I learned that you have exchanges here with students from nearly 100 universities, from Canada to France to Korea and that you are now hosting more than a dozen full-time students from your partner school in the United States, the University of California.
I salute your vigorous efforts to engage the world. Of course, like students everywhere, I know you have things to think about other than your studies. For example, in September, you had to study for your classes and watch the Olympic accomplishments of Tran Hieu Ngan in Sydney. And this week you have to study and cheer Le Huynh Duc and Nguyen Hong Son in Bangkok at the football matches.
I am honored to be the first American president to see Hanoi, and to visit this university. But I do so conscious that the histories of our two nations are deeply intertwined in ways that are both a source of pain for generations that came before, and a source of promise for generations yet to come.
Hello, everybody.
Two centuries ago, during the early days of the United States, we reached across the seas for partners in trade and one of the first nations we encountered was Vietnam. In fact, one of our founding fathers, Thomas Jefferson, tried to obtain rice seed from Vietnam to grow on his farm in Virginia 200 years ago. By the time World War II arrived, the United States had become a significant consumer of exports from Vietnam. In 1945, at the moment of your country's birth, the words of Thomas Jefferson were chosen to be echoed in your own Declaration of Independence: "All men are created equal. The creator has given us certain inviolable rights the right to life, the right to be free, the right to achieve happiness."
Of course, all of this common history, 200 years of it, has been obscured in the last few decades by the conflict we call the Vietnam War and you call the American War. You may know that in Washington, D.C., on our National Mall, there is a stark black granite wall engraved with the name of every single American who died in Vietnam. At this solemn memorial, some American veterans also refer to the "other side of the wall," the staggering sacrifice of the Vietnamese people on both sides of that conflict - more than 3 million brave soldiers and civilians.
This shared suffering has given our countries a relationship unlike any other. Because of the conflict, America is now home to 1 million Americans of Vietnamese ancestry. Because of the conflict, 3 million American veterans served in Vietnam, as did many journalists, embassy personnel, aid workers and others who are forever connected to your country.
Almost 20 years ago now, a group of American servicemen took the first step to re-establish contacts between the United States and Vietnam. They traveled back to Vietnam for the first time since the war, and as they walked through the streets of Hanoi, they were approached by Vietnamese citizens who had heard of their visit: Are you the American soldiers, they asked? Not sure what to expect, our veterans answered, yes, we are. And to their immense relief, their hosts simply said, welcome to Vietnam.
More veterans followed, including distinguished American veterans and heroes who serve now in the United States Congress: Sen. John McCain, Sen. Bob Kerrey, Sen. Chuck Robb, and Sen. John Kerry from Massachusetts, who is here with me today, along with a number of representatives from our Congress, some of whom are veterans of the Vietnam conflict.
When they came here, they were determined to honor those who fought without refighting the battles; to remember our history, but not to perpetuate it; to give young people like you in both our countries the chance to live in your tomorrows, not in our yesterdays. As Ambassador Pete Peterson has said so eloquently, "We cannot change the past. What we can change is the future."
Our new relationship gained strength as American veterans launched nonprofit organizations to work on behalf of the Vietnamese people, such as providing devices to people with war injuries to help them lead more normal lives. Vietnam's willingness to help us return the remains of our fallen servicemen to their families has been the biggest boost to improve ties. And there are many Americans here who have worked in that endeavor for many years now, including our secretary of veterans affairs, Hershel Gober.
The desire to be reunited with a lost family member is something we all understand. It touches the hearts of Americans to know that every Sunday in Vietnam one of your most-watched television shows features families seeking viewers' help in finding loved ones they lost in the war so long ago now. And we are grateful for the Vietnamese villagers who have helped us to find our missing and, therefore, to give their families the peace of mind that comes with knowing what actually happened to their loved ones.
No two nations have ever before done the things we are doing together to find the missing from the Vietnam conflict. Teams of Americans and Vietnamese work together, sometimes in tight and dangerous places. The Vietnamese government has offered us access to files and government information to assist our search. And, in turn, we have been able to give Vietnam almost 400,000 pages of documents that could assist in your search. On this trip, I have brought with me another 350,000 pages of documents that I hope will help Vietnamese families find out what happened to their missing loved ones.
Today, I was honored to present these to your president, Tran Duc Luong. And I told him before the year is over, America will provide another million pages of documents. We will continue to offer our help and to ask for your help as we both honor our commitment to do whatever we can for as long as it takes to achieve the fullest possible accounting of our loved ones.
Your cooperation in that mission over these last eight years has made it possible for America *****pport international lending to Vietnam, to resume trade between our countries, to establish formal diplomatic relations and, this year, to sign a pivotal trade agreement.
Finally, America is coming to see Vietnam as your people have asked for years â?" as a country, not a war. A country with the highest literacy rate in Southeast Asia; a country whose young people just won three gold medals at the International Math Olympiad in Seoul; a country of gifted, hard-working entrepreneurs emerging from years of conflict and uncertainty to shape a bright future.
Today, the United States and Vietnam open a new chapter in our relationship, at a time when people all across the world trade more, travel more, know more about and talk more with each other than ever before. Even as people take pride in their national independence, we know we are becoming more and more interdependent. The movement of people, money and ideas across borders, frankly, breeds suspicion among many good people in every country. They are worried about globalization because of its unsettling and unpredictable consequences.
Yet, globalization is not something we can hold off or turn off. It is the economic equivalent of a force of nature â?" like wind or water. We can harness wind to fill a sail. We can use water to generate energy. We can work hard to protect people and property from storms and floods. But there is no point in denying the existence of wind or water, or trying to make them go away. The same is true for globalization. We can work to maximize its benefits and minimize its risks, but we cannot ignore it â?" and it is not going away.
In the last decade, as the volume of world trade has doubled, investment flows from wealthy nations to developing ones have increased by six times, from $25 billion in 1990 to more than $150 billion in 1998. Nations that have opened their economies to the international trading system have grown at least twice as fast as nations with closed economies. Your next job may well depend on foreign trade and investment. Come to think of it, since I have to leave office in about eight weeks, my next job may depend on foreign trade and investment.
Over the last 15 years, Vietnam launched its policy of Doi Moi, joined APEC and ASEAN, normalized relations with the European Union and the United States, and disbanded collective farming, freeing farmers to grow what they want and earn the fruits of their own labor. The results were impressive proof of the power of your markets and the abilities of your people. You not only conquered malnutrition, you became the world's second -largest exporter of rice and achieved stronger overall economic growth.
Of course, in recent years the rate of growth has slowed and foreign investment has declined here, showing that any attempt to remain isolated from the risks of a global economy also guarantees isolation from its rewards, as well.
General Secretary Le Kha Phieu said this summer, and I quote, "We have yet to achieve the level of development commensurate with the possibilities of our country. And there is only one way to further open up the economy." So this summer, in what I believe will be seen as a pivotal step toward your future prosperity, Vietnam joined the United States in signing a historic bilateral trade agreement, building a foundation for Vietnam's entry eventually into the World Trade Organization.
Under the agreement, Vietnam will grant to its citizens, and over time to citizens of other countries, rights to import, export and distribute goods, giving the Vietnamese people expanding rights to determine their own economic destiny. Vietnam has agreed it will subject important decisions to the rule of law and the international trading system, increase the flow of information to its people, and accelerate the rise of a free economy and the private sector.
Of course, this will be good for Vietnam's foreign partners, like the United States. But it will be even better for Vietnam's own entrepreneurs, who are working hard to build businesses of their own. Under this agreement, Vietnam could be earning, according to the World Bank, another $1.5 billion each and every year from exports alone.
Both our nations were born with a Declaration of Independence. This trade agreement is a form of declaration of interdependence, a clear, unequivocal statement that prosperity in the 21st century depends upon a nation's economic engagement in the rest of the world.
This new openness is a great opportunity for you. But it does not guarantee success. What else should be done? Vietnam is such a young country, with 60% of your population under the age of 30, and 1.4 million new people entering your work force every year. Your leaders realize that government and state-owned businesses cannot generate 1.4 million new jobs every year. They know that the industries driving the global economy today â?" computers, telecommunications, biotechnology â?" these are all based on knowledge. That is why economies all over the world grow faster when young people stay in school longer, when women have the same educational opportunities that men have, when young people like you have every opportunity to explore new ideas and then to turn those ideas into your own business opportunities.
You can be â?" indeed, those of you in this hall today must be â?" the engine of Vietnam's future prosperity. As President Tran Duc Luong has said, the internal strength of the country is the intellect and capacity of its people.
The United States has great respect for your intellect and capacity. One of our government's largest educational exchange programs is with Vietnam. And we want to do more. Senator Kerry is right there, and I mentioned him earlier â?" is leading an effort in our United States Congress, along with Sen. John McCain and other veterans of the conflict here, to establish a new Vietnam Education Foundation. Once enacted, the foundation would support 100 fellowships every year, either here or in the United States, for people to study or teach science, math, technology and medicine.
We're ready to put more funding in our exchange programs now so this effort can get under way immediately. I hope some of you in this room will have a chance to take part. And I want to thank Senator Kerry for this great idea. Thank you, sir, for what you have done.
Let me say, as important as knowledge is, the benefits of knowledge are necessarily limited by undue restrictions on its use. We Americans believe the freedom to explore, to travel, to think, to speak, to shape decisions that affect our lives enrich the lives of individuals and nations in ways that go far beyond economics.
Now, America's record is not perfect in this area. After all, it took us almost a century to banish slavery. It took us even longer to give women the right to vote. And we are still seeking to live up to the more perfect union of our founders' dreams and the words of our Declaration of Independence and Constitution. But along the way over these 226 years â?" 224 years â?" we've learned some lessons. For example, we have seen that economies work better where newspapers are free to expose corruption, and independent courts can ensure that contracts are honored, that competition is robust and fair, that public officials honor the rule of law.
In our experience, guaranteeing the right to religious worship and the right to political dissent does not threaten the stability of a society. Instead, it builds people's confidence in the fairness of our institutions, and enables us to take it when a decision goes in a way we don't agree with. All this makes our country stronger in good times and bad. In our experience, young people are much more likely to have confidence in their future if they have a say in shaping it, in choosing their governmental leaders and having a government that is accountable to those it serves.
Now, let me say emphatically, we do not seek to impose these ideals, nor could we. Vietnam is an ancient and enduring country. You have proved to the world that you will make your own decisions. Only you can decide, for example, if you will continue to share Vietnam's talents and ideas with the world; if you will continue to open Vietnam so that you can enrich it with the insights of others. Only you can decide if you will continue to open your markets, open your society and strengthen the rule of law. Only you can decide how to weave individual liberties and human rights into the rich and strong fabric of Vietnamese national identity.
Your future should be in your hands, the hands of the Vietnamese people. But your future is important to the rest of us, as well. For as Vietnam succeeds, it will benefit this region and your trading partners and your friends throughout the world.
We are eager to increase our cooperation with you across the board. We want to continue our work to clear land mines and unexploded ordnance. We want to strengthen our common efforts to protect the environment by phasing out leaded gasoline in Vietnam, maintaining a clean water supply, saving coral reefs and tropical forests. We want to bolster our efforts on disaster relief and prevention, including our efforts to help those suffering from the floods in the Mekong Delta. Yesterday, we presented to your government satellite imagery from our Global Disaster Information Network â?" images that show in great detail the latest flood levels on the Delta that can help Vietnam to rebuild.
We want to accelerate our cooperation in science, cooperation focused this month on our meeting in Singapore to study together the health and ecological effects of dioxin on the people of Vietnam and the Americans who were in Vietnam; and cooperation that we are advancing further with the science and technology agreement our two countries signed just today.
We want to be your ally in the fight against killer diseases like AIDS, tuberculosis and malaria. I am glad to announce that we will nearly double our support of Vietnam's efforts to contain the AIDS crisis through education, prevention, care and treatment. We want to work with you to make Vietnam a safer place by giving you help to reduce preventable injuries â?" on the streets, at home and in the workplace. We want to work with you to make the most of this trade agreement, by providing technical assistance to assure its full and smooth implementation, in finding ways to encourage greater United States investment in your country.
We are, in short, eager to build our partnership with Vietnam. We believe it's good for both our nations. We believe the Vietnamese people have the talent *****cceed in this new global age as they have in the past.
We know it because we've seen the progress you have made in this last decade. We have seen the talent and ingenuity of the Vietnamese who have come to settle in America. Vietnamese-Americans have become elected officials, judges, leaders in science and in our high-tech industry. Last year, a Vietnamese-American achieved a mathematical breakthrough that will make it easier to conduct high-quality video-conferencing. And all America took notice when Hoang Nhu Tran graduated No. 1 in his class at the United States Air Force Academy.
Vietnamese-Americans have flourished not just because of their unique abilities and their good values, but also because they have had the opportunity to make the most of their abilities and their values. As your opportunities grow to live, to learn, to express your creativity, there will be no stopping the people of Vietnam. And you will find, I am certain, that the American people will be by your side. For in this interdependent world, we truly do have a stake in your success.
Almost 200 years ago, at the beginning of the relations between the United States and Vietnam, our two nations made many attempts to negotiate a treaty of commerce, sort of like the trade agreement that we signed today. But 200 years ago, they all failed, and no treaty was concluded. Listen to what one historian said about what happened 200 years ago, and think how many times it could have been said in the two centuries since. He said, "These efforts failed because two distant cultures were talking past each other, and the importance of each to the other was insufficient to overcome these barriers."
Let the days when we talk past each other be gone for good. Let us acknowledge our importance to one another. Let us continue to help each other heal the wounds of war, not by forgetting the bravery shown and the tragedy suffered by all sides, but by embracing the spirit of reconciliation and the courage to build better tomorrows for our children.
May our children learn from us that good people, through respectful dialogue, can discover and rediscover their common humanity, and that a painful, painful past can be redeemed in a peaceful and prosperous future.
Thank you for welcoming me and my family and our American delegation to Vietnam. Thank you for your faith in the future. Chuc cac ban suc khoe va thanh cong.
Thank you very much.
ANGELIQUE

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