How *** loose your weight???

+TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES:
-With her agreement 12 cal.
-Without her agreement 187 cal.
+TAKING OFF THE BRA:
-With both hands 8 cal.
-With one hand 12 cal.
-With one hand being slapped 37 cal.
-With the mouth 85 cal.
+PUTTING ON THE CONDOM:
-With erection 6 cal.
-Without erection 315 cal.
+PRELIMINARIES:
-Trying to find the clitoris 8 cal.
-Trying to find G spot 92 cal.
-Without caring at all 0 cal.
+WHEN DOING IT:
-Holding her up 12 cal.
-Just on the floor 8 cal.
+POSITIONS:
-daddy-mummy 69 12 cal.
-laying 8 cal.
-69 standing up 112 cal.
-Trolley 216 cal.
-Italian chandelier 912 cal.
+HAVING AN ORGASM:
-Real 112 cal.
-Fake 315 cal.
+POST ORGASM:
-Staying in bed 18 cal.
-Jumping off the bed 36 cal.
-Explaining why she jumped off the bed 816 cal.
+GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION:
-Between 16 and 19 years of age 12 cal.
-from 20 to 29 36 cal.
-from 30 to 39 108 cal.
-from 40 to 49 324 cal.
-from 50 to 59 972 cal.
-over 60 2916 cal.
+PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES:
-Quietly 32 cal.
-Being in a hurry 98 cal.
-With her husband opening the door 1218 cal.
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