How to start a conversation with a girl? (GUYS ONLY)

... from Internet (proceed at your own risk )

1.
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this ***ual tension and really develop this intense *** life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow *** life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for ***ual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it ***ual, because we both know where it's going.

2.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

3.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

4.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

5.
So, do you like fat guys with no money?

6.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

7.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

8.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

9.
Walk up and stare at breasts: Mama!

10.
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.

11.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

12.
Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.

13.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

14.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you

15.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

16.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

17.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

18.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

19.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?

20.
Nice to meet you, I'm (name) and you are...gorgeous!

21.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

22.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

23.
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

24.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

25.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

26.
Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.

27.
Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

28.
Damn, if being ***y was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

29.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

30.
Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

31.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

32.
Apart from being ***y, what do you do for a living?

33.
That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

34.
Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

35.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

36.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-con***ioning bill

37.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

38.
So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.

39.
You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?

40.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

41.
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

42.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

43.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

44.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

45.
Yesterday I wanted to take I shower. I pulled back the curtain and there was a rhinoceros and a giraffe in the tub. They were eating cheese and they said "Hi."

46.
What do you like for breakfast?

47.
Excuse me, do you talk to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

Well, basically, you have to be good-looking first . Then comes the flirting.

And that's a myth [r24)]

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good topic .

She's standing on the platform, waiting for her train.............

Guy: Oh hello,........ well hey ya look familiar! Have we ever met before
Gal: Oh really? I dun think so.
Guy: Maybe..... maybe not I mean...... okay what ever .......... anyway are ya waiting for the train to abcxyz???
Gal: yah of course (each platform has one destination so just take a look first)
Guy: well me too. Ya live there don't ya?
Gal: yah
................

That was my last time

Good pick-up line

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