ISAAC ASIMOV'S SUPER QUIZ

ISAAC ASIMOV'S SUPER QUIZ

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Take this Isaac Asimov's Super Quiz to a Ph.D. Score 1 point for each correct answer on the Freshman Level, 2 points on the Graduate Level and 3 points on the Ph.D. level.


Subject: FAMOUS `LAST WORDS`

On the last day of the year, we ask you to provide the one missing `last` word. (e.g., What? Your --------is going to stay another month? Answer: Mother).


FRESHMAN LEVEL

1. Don't -------- the toaster; it will just take a moment to fix.

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2. Don't worry, it's not --------.

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3. Relax. They couldn't hit an elephant from this --------.

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GRADUATE LEVEL

4. It's always -------- there this time of the year.

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5. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a ----------.

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6. You can make it, easy; that -------- isn't coming soon.

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PH.D. LEVEL

7. We won't need --------. They're never busy at this time of year.

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8. If you knew anything, you wouldn't be a ---------- cop.

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9. No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and --------, man. That's why it's called `herbal.`

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ANSWERS: 1. Unplug. 2. Loaded. 3. Distance. 4. Sunny (warm). 5. Manager (boss, supervisor). 6. Train. 7. Reservations. 8. Traffic. 9. Safe.


SCORING:

18 points -- congratulations, doctor; 15 to 17 points -- honors graduate; 10 to 14 points -- you're plenty smart, but no grind; 4 to 9 points -- you really should hit the books harder; -- 1 point to 3 points -- enroll in remedial courses immediately; 0 points -- who reads the questions to you?

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