Joke: Now how old am I ?

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.
The bartender thinks, "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he
pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.
The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the
bartender
"I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!"
Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch.
The patron takes a sip...same reaction.
But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference.
So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the
patron.
Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of
12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.
All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has
been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and
drunkenly says, "Shay mishter, tashte this!"
The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out.
"That tastes like pee!" he shoots back at the drunk.
The drunk replies: "It ish. Now how old am I?"

Mike

Hum! I think that he has been weaned for a long time.