Joke of the Day!

A Martian landed at a fun-fair, just as somebody hit the jack-pot and the coins came flooding out. Turning to the machine, the Martian said â?oYou shouldnâ?Tt be out with a cold like that."
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Tommy : Dad, what are four grapes and three grapes ?
Dad: Donâ?Tt you know a simple sum like that - havenâ?Tt you done a problem like that before?
Tommy: No, Dad, we always use bananas at school
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Doctor - I canâ?Tt get to sleep at night.
Donâ?Tt worry - lie on the edge of the bed and youâ?Tll soon drop off

Nothing's Impossible

Teacher: Jimmy, give me a sentence with the word ?ocentimetrê? in it.
Jimmy: Er.. My sister was coming home by bus and I was centimetre
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Mother: Bobby, have you given the goldfish fresh water today?
Boby: No they haven?Tt finished what I gave them yesterday.
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Dad:How were your exam questions Ben?
Ben: Fine - but I had difficulity with the answer

Nothing's Impossible

Teacher: Jimmy, give me a sentence with the word ??ocentimetrê?? in it.
Jimmy: Er.. My sister was coming home by bus and I was centimetre
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Mother: Bobby, have you given the goldfish fresh water today?
Boby: No they haven??Tt finished what I gave them yesterday.
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Dad:How were your exam questions Ben?
Ben: Fine - but I had difficulity with the answer

Nothing's Impossible

Thatâ?Ts a dreadful bump on your head, Patrick, how did it happen?.
Somebody threw tomatoes at me !
Heavens, how could tomatoes cause a bump like that?
They were in a tin !
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Mike: I saw all your chickens out in your front garden yesterday !
Patrick: Yes, they heard that men were coming to lay a pavement, and they wanted to see how it was done.
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Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
Betty: Because they had so many knights !

Nothing's Impossible

Thatâ?Ts a dreadful bump on your head, Patrick, how did it happen?.
Somebody threw tomatoes at me !
Heavens, how could tomatoes cause a bump like that?
They were in a tin !
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Mike: I saw all your chickens out in your front garden yesterday !
Patrick: Yes, they heard that men were coming to lay a pavement, and they wanted to see how it was done.
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Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
Betty: Because they had so many knights !

Nothing's Impossible

A little boy saw a grass snake for the first time.
?oMother?, he cried, ?oherê?Ts a tail without body?
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Teacher : Polly, how can you prove the world is round?
Polly: I nerver said it was, miss !
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A boy and an aold man were standing in the aisle of a crowded bus. ?oPass farther down the bus? - called the conductor.
?oHê?~s not my father? - said the boy, ?oHê?Ts my grandfather.?

Nothing's Impossible

A little boy saw a grass snake for the first time.
??oMother???, he cried, ??oherê?Ts a tail without body???
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Teacher : Polly, how can you prove the world is round?
Polly: I nerver said it was, miss !
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A boy and an aold man were standing in the aisle of a crowded bus. ??oPass farther down the bus??? - called the conductor.
??oHê?~s not my father??? - said the boy, ??oHê?Ts my grandfather.???

Nothing's Impossible

How bussiness is done
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates''s daughter."
Son: Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter"
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates''s son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...
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Do you know how to translate ''tắt đèn, nhà ngói cũng như nhà tranh!'' into English?
And here''s the story happened in 1970s:
There were a group of people at a party, they sit together and some Vietnameses (all of them spoke English very well) tried to explain those words into English to 2 American boys, but none of these American understood!
By chance, the hostess (she got married with a US man, so-called ''me Mỹ'' in Vietnam at that period) heard about that, she smiled: It''s very easy!
She talked to these boys: In Vietnamese, ''tat den'', means: ''no light''; ''nha ngoi cung nhu nha tranh'' means ''No.1, No.10 same same''. So this sentence means: ''No light, Number 1 number 10 same same!''
What did these American boys express after that???Do you know, they put there finger at the No.1 Symbol and said: Yeah!I see it now!
Hix, hard to explain in English, what my language!

I don''t quite get it. What are number 1 and 10 here? is the explaination some sort of ***ually related?